Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 12 months ago

    It’s ten Michelobs!

  2. tazz555

    tazz555 said, 12 months ago

    It could be a tumor

  3. Orion

    Orion said, 12 months ago

    It’s not a tumor! It’s not a tumor!! (in best Arnie accent)


  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 12 months ago


    As Arnold would say back in 1990 (who was really having a headache), “It’s not a tumor!” Anyway, I’m with Goat on this one. Good to know this storyline is coming to a close.

  5. Akhilleus of Phthia

    Akhilleus of Phthia said, 12 months ago

    So…how did Rat become pregnant, again?

  6. sukiec

    sukiec said, 12 months ago


    Lots and lots and lots of gas

    It’s going to be a rough birth for all

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    @Akhilleus of Phthia

    A space bug attached itself to his face?

  8. R French

    R French said, 12 months ago

    Too many rising-crust mega-meat pizza’s with shrooms, extra cheese, sauce and onions.

  9. boreas2

    boreas2 said, 12 months ago

    its probably a huge tapeworm

  10. jreckard

    jreckard said, 12 months ago

    A few days ago, Pastis said he wanted something to shake up the strip. This is just a break in the action while he considers what to do next. You could call it a pause … a pregnant pause.

  11. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 12 months ago

    it was pig’s fault, gave rat from his food, and now Rat has a Kidney stone

  12. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 12 months ago


    That’s what I said. A drunk tapeworm.
    There’s no such thing as boy and girl tapeworms.

  13. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 12 months ago

    I haven’t changed my guess since last week. I’m still betting on “burrito”.


    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, 12 months ago

    OH Stephan, you better not be stealing this from a Ren & Stimpy Adult Cartoon Party episode – this reminds me when Stimpy was very very constipated

  15. oldschool434

    oldschool434 said, 12 months ago

    it’s not a girl….it’s not a boy……it’s a STEPHAN

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