Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. tazz555

    tazz555 said, 11 months ago

    Should I hit Pastis with a bat or should you

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    And remember, you should always use one before casually looking through a book; loof before you leaf.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Loof du jour?

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    @tazz555

    With a bat? No, go with a piano dropped from a rope on a pulley from the ceiling.

  5. thegrift

    thegrift said, 11 months ago

    oof!

  6. corzak

    corzak said, 11 months ago

    Rat is unavailable . . . hitting Pastis with a bat off-screen . . .

  7. Badeyes

    Badeyes said, 11 months ago

    It’s only a quick stop at Big 5 and a 90 min drive. First go will be a wiffle ball bat, then if it continues we can work our way up.

  8. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 11 months ago

    found a bat for Rat http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Big-eared-townsend-fledermaus.jpg

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 11 months ago

    @tazz555

    No, whack him with a soap-on-a-rope!

  10. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    i’ve never seen an aloofer loofah

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Unworthy of Cartoon-Boy’s more usual exquisitely crafted puns, this simple wordplay should have been scrubbed.
    —Or, we could hit Cartoon-Boy over the head with a bat….

  12. jreckard

    jreckard said, 11 months ago

    The loofah wasn’t being aloof. He had to go to the loo .. for a while.

  13. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 11 months ago

    This is another case of Pastis reaching way too far for an alleged play on words that doesn’t work.

  14. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Loofa…. a fool.

  15. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 11 months ago

    Loofah!!!

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