Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. tazz555

    tazz555 GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

    Should I hit Pastis with a bat or should you

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 2 months ago

    And remember, you should always use one before casually looking through a book; loof before you leaf.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 2 months ago

    Loof du jour?

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 2 months ago


    With a bat? No, go with a piano dropped from a rope on a pulley from the ceiling.

  5. thegrift

    thegrift said, 2 months ago


  6. Depthcharge631

    Depthcharge631 said, 2 months ago

    You’re going too far when you include the always thoughtful and intellectual Goat as the mouthpiece for your puns, Mr. Pastis! He’s the one who is supposed to close his eyes in exasperation when the OTHER characters are guilty of performing your gags…

  7. corzak

    corzak said, 2 months ago


    Rat is unavailable . . . hitting Pastis with a bat off-screen . . .

  8. Badeyes

    Badeyes said, 2 months ago

    It’s only a quick stop at Big 5 and a 90 min drive. First go will be a wiffle ball bat, then if it continues we can work our way up.

  9. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 2 months ago


    I’m not sure any of the other characters would have been comfortable using a word like “aloof”.

  10. Mario9919

    Mario9919 said, 2 months ago

    A talking loofah? This is a first. Then again, Pastis did have talking objects in the strip in the past. But some of those objects had hands and legs. And some had eyes and mouths. This is just a magic loofah that can float. It must be a magic loofah. Does it grant wishes?

  11. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 2 months ago

    found a bat for Rat

  12. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 2 months ago


    No, whack him with a soap-on-a-rope!

  13. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, 2 months ago

    i’ve never seen an aloofer loofah

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    Unworthy of Cartoon-Boy’s more usual exquisitely crafted puns, this simple wordplay should have been scrubbed.
    —Or, we could hit Cartoon-Boy over the head with a bat….

  15. jreckard

    jreckard said, 2 months ago

    The loofah wasn’t being aloof. He had to go to the loo .. for a while.

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