Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. tazz555

    tazz555 said, 8 months ago

    Should I hit Pastis with a bat or should you

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 8 months ago

    And remember, you should always use one before casually looking through a book; loof before you leaf.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 8 months ago

    Loof du jour?

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 8 months ago


    With a bat? No, go with a piano dropped from a rope on a pulley from the ceiling.

  5. thegrift

    thegrift said, 8 months ago


  6. corzak

    corzak said, 8 months ago

    Rat is unavailable . . . hitting Pastis with a bat off-screen . . .

  7. Badeyes

    Badeyes said, 8 months ago

    It’s only a quick stop at Big 5 and a 90 min drive. First go will be a wiffle ball bat, then if it continues we can work our way up.

  8. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 8 months ago

    I’m not sure any of the other characters would have been comfortable using a word like “aloof”.

  9. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 8 months ago

    found a bat for Rat

  10. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 8 months ago


    No, whack him with a soap-on-a-rope!

  11. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    i’ve never seen an aloofer loofah

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    Unworthy of Cartoon-Boy’s more usual exquisitely crafted puns, this simple wordplay should have been scrubbed.
    —Or, we could hit Cartoon-Boy over the head with a bat….

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, 8 months ago

    The loofah wasn’t being aloof. He had to go to the loo .. for a while.

  14. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 8 months ago

    This is another case of Pastis reaching way too far for an alleged play on words that doesn’t work.

  15. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Loofa…. a fool.

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