Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    He’d be ideal for the post office.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    How so? In the sorting room or out on delivery?

  3. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 11 months ago

    He could work at a bank branch.

  4. KZ71

    KZ71 said, 11 months ago

    I’m thinking legislative branch.

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, 11 months ago

    He’s just looking for a limb up in the world.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 11 months ago


    Nah, he’d want to be paid an arm and a leg.

  7. oldschool434

    oldschool434 said, 11 months ago

    so this is what happens when you draw comics while on acid…..

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Times are tough for guys like Sloth Man, what with library branches cutting hours, bank branches being replaced by unstaffed ATM’s,
    and some companies pulling out of overseas branch offices.

    Even the US military branches are cutting back on recruitment, what with the troop drawdown.

    I may be going out on a limb here, but I’d say maybe Sloth Man needs to branch out.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Is this the cartoon equivalent of that boom mike that shows up every so often unintentionally in movies or TV? Or does every room in PBSville have a tree branch growing through it (when Cartoon-Boy so wishes)?

  10. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Government work would be golden for him, for sure.
    There are three branches where not doing anything at all would be a huge improvement.

  11. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, 11 months ago

    I don’t know… He seems to be a little slow…

  12. Reppr

    Reppr said, 11 months ago

    And his head is upside down!

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 11 months ago

    I just love the taste of Branch Water!

  14. plus4

    plus4 said, 11 months ago


    That would explain a lot of what we see in Pearls…

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    This longtime “Law and Order” fan prefers McCoy over Branch!

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