Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, about 2 years ago

    Just keep adding to the Getting Crap Past the Radar list aren’t you Stephan?

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 2 years ago

    Later he’ll put out ads for “Beast enlargement,” for people who think their pets are too small.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘Funny … the kit came in the mail … it was an magnifying glass.’

  4. KZ71

    KZ71 said, about 2 years ago

    I want that suit.

  5. punmeister

    punmeister said, about 2 years ago

    My wine bottles need larger corks.

  6. davbart92663

    davbart92663 said, about 2 years ago

    My wife needs larger balloons (she says, not me)

  7. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 2 years ago

    You can get a good deal on unused helvetica at Publishers Clearing House.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    “I’d love a bigger PEN” “IS that right?”

    About as subtle as a brick wall on a freeway…

  9. Dave Baugh

    Dave Baugh GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I think bigger pens aren’t always better.

  10. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Why would Pig want a bigger pen when he already lives in a house?!?

  11. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Seek immediate help if this kartune gives you an erection lasting more than four hours…especially if you’re a GIRL!

  12. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 2 years ago

    Seize matters!

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 2 years ago

    how can you hold or write with a bigger pen?

  14. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, about 2 years ago

    It’s not the size of the pen that matters, it’s what you write with it…..

  15. felinefan55

    felinefan55 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @RipleyKGarfield

    I just started taking Ritalin again for the first time in 35 years. The erection lasting 4 hours was listed under the severe side effects!! It’s not even that kind of drug.

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