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Apr 19, 2014
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The Easter Bunny sprang happily throughout he fields handing out easter eggs. He was interrupted by a check.
Chicken: Hiya, Easter bunny.
Easter Bunny: Hiyia.
Chicken: Whatcha giving out there, Easter Bunny?
Easter Bunny: Eggs.
Chicken: Ohhhh, eggs. Like the kind you lay?
Easter Bunny: I don't lay eggs.
Chicken: Oh, yeah. That's me. I lay eggs. You give birth to live rabbits. But you don't hand out live rabbits, do you? No. You became world famous for handing out someone else's stolen kids. Enough is enough, Easter Bunny.
Goat: Must you ruin every holiday?
Rat: "'Have a live Rabbit,' clucked the Easter Chicken."
Pig: Cancel that omelette.
Apr 21, 2014
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