Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    It’s not easy being green.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 1 year ago

    Zeeba Neighbah would be so happy. (Where would the police deport the crocodiles to, the Florida Everglades?)

  3. interceptor

    interceptor said, about 1 year ago

    Beware of crocs without docs.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the Heavy Metal movie, where the police arrest an actual alien:‘Honest guys, I’m an American citizen… I just must have lost my papers somewhere.’
    ‘Damn illegal aliens.’

  5. leokev

    leokev said, about 1 year ago

    @temple SUD – who do you think tipped off the cops?

  6. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 1 year ago

    It’s no fun being an illegal alien.

  7. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, about 1 year ago

    I’d rather the Crocs stay than Justin Bieber.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    It’s actually not that hard. A person has the accent of where they spent their formative years. With less than 5% of the 60+ million Mexican nationals who are having arrived via legal means, the odds are not good that someone with an accent from Mexico D.F, Chihuahua, Monterrey, etc. is here legally.
    That being said, at one point I dated that rarest of Mexicans some years back— one with an actual visa to go to college here. While incredibly rare, it does happen.

  9. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    The crocs accent reminds me of Hungarian, but it would be interesting to see where Pastis said they are from. The one comic strip where one of them said, it was blocked out.
    It was disappointing back in college to find out that western America has no accent. The exchange students from different countries told us that we had none. The English is about as uninflected as it gets. Perhaps that is why it’s so easy to fake other group’s accents. Πока

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 1 year ago

    Blueskies, Ouch! Good point, though….Dark humor is as necessary as rain sometimes…..Good one…

  11. Jonathan Mason

    Jonathan Mason said, about 1 year ago

    The good old US of A – a nation founded by immigrants that is scared of new immigrants. Go figure!

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago


    Western America has no accent … ??

    Compared to where ? Western America, maybe ? … or Hollywood – where all those “English” language movies come from to flood the world.

  13. c.davies

    c.davies GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    You can’t send him back to Canada, you get to keep him ala Hockey wins. US losses means you get Bieber. Sorry, ol’ chap, fair is fair.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    If the crocs were smart (ha!) they’d be able to make a strong federal case here against the cops and the state. But, of course, the crocs are so dumb, they’ll probably willingly accept deportation even though native-born idiots….

  15. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 1 year ago


    Everybody has an accent. That’s how you tell if someone is from the West, Mid-west or anywhere else.

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