Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 9 months ago

    Those guys are just bucking for a fight.

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 9 months ago

    Are they too horny, or not horny enough?

  3. oldpine

    oldpine said, 9 months ago

    they got it wrong, it’s supposed to be ’you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny’.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Hey, Hunter-guy! Come back! The game’s afoot and is practically begging to become your trophies!

  5. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 9 months ago


    It’s comments like yours that deserve to be flagged.

  6. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, 9 months ago

    Oh, the humanity.

  7. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, 9 months ago

    “We” hunt them?? That’s just what we need, rats with hunting rifles…

  8. jreckard

    jreckard said, 9 months ago

    I think they can do better than that. They might have to ruminant longer.

  9. robert lopez jr.

    robert lopez jr. said, 9 months ago

    Hey DESTINY23, rat could get a weapon from Guard Duck. Deer are becoming tolerable. What did Danny Donkey do for New Years????

  10. loveslife

    loveslife said, 9 months ago


    Not RATS just RAT. he doesn’t need a gun.

  11. markmoss1

    markmoss1 said, 9 months ago

    If the deer would do that in hunting season, I’d have a freezer full of venison.

  12. Vince M

    Vince M said, 9 months ago

    Next, the deer raise the stakes – ringing the hunter’s doorbell and running off.

  13. NoCents

    NoCents GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    The deer do have a point.

  14. davidh48

    davidh48 said, 9 months ago

    When I figured catching a fish was costing me about $75 a pound, I quit. Getting a deer probably costs a lot more.

    So, I’m grateful for the fish and venison and other game my friends give me and I give my skills in return.

    BTW, venison makes excellent chilli. Use a slow cooker.

  15. bgby4884

    bgby4884 said, 9 months ago

    Indeed, dinner for most folks. No different than grocery store food. Tastes great, plus gets you out of the house for exercise. And helps prevent deer overpopulation. Pluses all around!

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