Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    “Actually, we’re here because we need a little doe.”

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    All we have is a couple of bucks.

  3. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 10 months ago

    They could demand a shrubbery.

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And everything they need is much “deerer” than that …

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 10 months ago

    Maybe if they carved the word “rebuke” into their antlers first…

  6. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, 10 months ago

    IDK. Horned animals tend to use their horns to drive home the point of their sharp rebukes.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Vigilante Deer?! Deary me! They are so scary! Beware, their sharp rebukes!
    Losers!

  8. jackhs106

    jackhs106 said, 10 months ago

    Crocs probably like venison

  9. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 10 months ago

    Let’s up the antler…

  10. cdward

    cdward said, 10 months ago

    What they need is vigilantler deer.

  11. Guy BURNS

    Guy BURNS said, 10 months ago

    @Beau Nobo

    A shrubbery?

  12. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, 10 months ago

    Rebuke? Depends on what the deers understand by “buke”

  13. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, 10 months ago

    Vigilante deer should enlist the UN. They could write a staunchly worded resolution.

  14. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, 10 months ago

    STOP! Or I’ll say stop again!” – Robin Williams

  15. = :~)

    = :~) said, 10 months ago

    I’d like to see vigilante shrubbery, shrubbery that stalks the deer and gives them more than a sharp rebuke.

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