Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 8 months ago

    “Actually, we’re here because we need a little doe.”

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 8 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    All we have is a couple of bucks.

  3. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 8 months ago

    They could demand a shrubbery.

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 8 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And everything they need is much “deerer” than that …

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 8 months ago

    Maybe if they carved the word “rebuke” into their antlers first…

  6. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, 8 months ago

    IDK. Horned animals tend to use their horns to drive home the point of their sharp rebukes.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    Vigilante Deer?! Deary me! They are so scary! Beware, their sharp rebukes!
    Losers!

  8. jackhs106

    jackhs106 said, 8 months ago

    Crocs probably like venison

  9. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 8 months ago

    Let’s up the antler…

  10. cdward

    cdward said, 8 months ago

    What they need is vigilantler deer.

  11. Guy BURNS

    Guy BURNS said, 8 months ago

    @Beau Nobo

    A shrubbery?

  12. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, 8 months ago

    Rebuke? Depends on what the deers understand by “buke”

  13. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, 8 months ago

    Vigilante deer should enlist the UN. They could write a staunchly worded resolution.

  14. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, 8 months ago

    STOP! Or I’ll say stop again!” – Robin Williams

  15. = :~)

    = :~) said, 8 months ago

    I’d like to see vigilante shrubbery, shrubbery that stalks the deer and gives them more than a sharp rebuke.

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