Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    “Actually, we’re here because we need a little doe.”

  2. TheProtoss98

    TheProtoss98 said, 6 months ago

    SECOND!

  3. TheProtoss98

    TheProtoss98 said, 6 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Oh I see. It’s funny because you said d-o-e as in female deer which also sounds like a slang word for money. hehe. So original.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    All we have is a couple of bucks.

  5. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 6 months ago

    They could demand a shrubbery.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And everything they need is much “deerer” than that …

  7. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

    Maybe if they carved the word “rebuke” into their antlers first…

  8. BlueJayRobin

    BlueJayRobin said, 6 months ago

    IDK. Horned animals tend to use their horns to drive home the point of their sharp rebukes.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Vigilante Deer?! Deary me! They are so scary! Beware, their sharp rebukes!
    Losers!

  10. jackhs106

    jackhs106 said, 6 months ago

    Crocs probably like venison

  11. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 6 months ago

    Let’s up the antler…

  12. cdward

    cdward said, 6 months ago

    What they need is vigilantler deer.

  13. Guy BURNS

    Guy BURNS said, 6 months ago

    @Beau Nobo

    A shrubbery?

  14. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, 6 months ago

    Rebuke? Depends on what the deers understand by “buke”

  15. PUNishment

    PUNishment said, 6 months ago

    Vigilante deer should enlist the UN. They could write a staunchly worded resolution.

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