Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    And you thought finding mouse droppings in the kitchen was a bad thing…

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    Is this where a mouse actually comes in handy?

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 3 years ago

    Julius Marx once shot an elephant in his pajamas. How did the elephant get into Julius’ pajamas, we’ll never knew.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    Oddly enough, they are ignoring the elephant in the room.

  5. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, almost 3 years ago


  6. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the old elephant jokes from the 60s. Such as:

    “How can you tell is there is an elephant in your fridge?”
    “Look for his footprints in the pizza.”

    “How can you tell if there is an elephant on your roof?”
    “Look for his little, red bicycle in the back yard.”

    “Why do elephants paint their toenails red?”
    “So they can hide in cherry trees.”
    “Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?”
    “No, so I guess it must work, then.”

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    They must have concrete floors. Not many wood floors would handle a pachyderm’s weight.

  8. Susan Wobb

    Susan Wobb said, almost 3 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. (Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.)

  9. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, almost 3 years ago

    Wow! Maybe you should visit to give you a little lighter side. You’re kind of like the guy who goes to a comedy show just to heckle the comedian. Most go there to laugh.

  10. Ratbrat

    Ratbrat said, almost 3 years ago


    Some folks are useful and productive; some are critics!

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    I’m picturing an elephant tip-toeing through the kitchen and then diving under the kitchen table to hide as Pig and Rat approach. It does take a bit of a stretch of the imagination. That’s why it’s so funny….

  12. HippyChippy

    HippyChippy said, almost 3 years ago


    You missed out the best elephant joke of all time.

    “Why do elephants have four feet?”
    “Because they would look silly with 6 inches”

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, almost 3 years ago

    I think there’s a tuscaloosa here. Or two.

  14. gallar

    gallar said, almost 3 years ago

    and just why cannot two elephants go swimming together? Because they only have one pair of trunks between them…

    What is large, grey and has a trunk? An obese elderly fieldmouse heading off on a cruise….

    Why do elephants still have big ears? Because Noddy refuses to pay the ransom…

    (for the British who remember Enid Blyton)

  15. Enoki

    Enoki said, almost 3 years ago

    It should be as obvious as an elephant in the room!

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