Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Old joke:
    :
    Q. How can you tell when there’s an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?
    :
    A. By his footprints in the cheesecake.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    One time, Julius Marx (1890-1977) shot an elephant in his pajamas. How did the elephant get in Julius’ pajamas, we’ll never know.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    So we’re supposed to just ignore the elephant in the room.
    (Or the alley.)
    Especially if it’s pink.

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Since we’re doing old stupid elephant jokes, how do you put an elephant in your refrigerator?

    Open the door, stick the elephant in the refrigerator, close it.

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    Notice that Rat doesn’t suspect rats.

  6. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 2 years ago

    It’s about time this strip got a new recurring character. An elephant could be a fun addition. (Especially if he squishes Rat now and then!)

  7. finale

    finale said, over 2 years ago

    @Destiny23

    Doesn’t look like he’s packed his trunk for a move-in.

  8. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Over in Okinawa, you have to worry about crows (and mainland Japan as well).

  9. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 2 years ago

    He even ate most of the research paper that I worked on all semester. Whoever it is, he can really pack a term paper.

  10. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 2 years ago

    There is only one thing harder than trying to get a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen, and that is trying to get an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

  11. Bearael Ridgeway

    Bearael Ridgeway said, over 2 years ago

    @jeffc42

    Why does Okinawa have to worry about mainland Japan?

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Hmm, said the Great Detective; I suspect… an elephant!

  13. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 2 years ago

    Oh the horror! Pastis has gone political!

  14. whooziss

    whooziss GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Whaddaya get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elliphino…… (Ell – i – pheyen – o).

  15. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, over 2 years ago

    O-o was not expecting an elephant…

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