Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    Old joke:
    :
    Q. How can you tell when there’s an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?
    :
    A. By his footprints in the cheesecake.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 10 months ago

    One time, Julius Marx (1890-1977) shot an elephant in his pajamas. How did the elephant get in Julius’ pajamas, we’ll never know.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    So we’re supposed to just ignore the elephant in the room.
    (Or the alley.)
    Especially if it’s pink.

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, 10 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Since we’re doing old stupid elephant jokes, how do you put an elephant in your refrigerator?

    Open the door, stick the elephant in the refrigerator, close it.

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, 10 months ago

    Notice that Rat doesn’t suspect rats.

  6. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, 10 months ago

    It’s about time this strip got a new recurring character. An elephant could be a fun addition. (Especially if he squishes Rat now and then!)

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition !!

  8. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    Why do ducks have flat feet ? … To stamp out grass fires.


    Why do elephants have flat feet ? … To stamp out burning ducks.

  9. finale

    finale said, 10 months ago

    @Destiny23

    Doesn’t look like he’s packed his trunk for a move-in.

  10. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Over in Okinawa, you have to worry about crows (and mainland Japan as well).

  11. jreckard

    jreckard said, 10 months ago

    He even ate most of the research paper that I worked on all semester. Whoever it is, he can really pack a term paper.

  12. PICTO

    PICTO said, 10 months ago

    There is only one thing harder than trying to get a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen, and that is trying to get an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

  13. Bear K

    Bear K said, 10 months ago

    @jeffc42

    Why does Okinawa have to worry about mainland Japan?

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Hmm, said the Great Detective; I suspect… an elephant!

  15. Enoki

    Enoki said, 10 months ago

    Oh the horror! Pastis has gone political!

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