Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    Ever heard the sarcastic expression, “funny as a rubber crutch”? This is one time a rubber crutch would actually be funny!

  2. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 12 months ago

    Oh, come on, Rat. You don’t have to be that creative. Tell him you’re an alcoholic or, like my brother-in-law, too nervous to work.

  3. Flashold

    Flashold said, 12 months ago

    I was away last night so please forgive me if I am a little late in wishing a very happy new year to all comics lovers!

  4. Meh~thodology

    Meh~thodology said, 12 months ago

    Disability, liability, it’s all the same, right?

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    “Dr. Pig” is too much Pig and too little doctor. Rat should have known that!
    But, a kudos {the word is singular, Greek; Cartoon-Boy should know that) for the SSA guy who disapproved Rat’s application!

  6. edclectic

    edclectic said, 12 months ago

    I give this comic a bilabial fricative.

  7. Don

    Don said, 12 months ago

    I hope we get to see more of Dr. Pig.

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 12 months ago


    “I give this comic a bilabial fricative.”

    -ye raspberry

  9. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    If only there was a way to steal from widows, orphans and those with disabilities. True, they don’t have that much, but if you can make it a volume business by bundling them all into one pool, you should be able to do quite well.

  10. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 12 months ago

    Have we forgotten “affluenza” so soon?

  11. bgby4884

    bgby4884 said, 12 months ago

    True story. Had a co-worker who quit because he said he was allergic to clothes.

  12. fbjsr

    fbjsr said, 12 months ago

    Two of my brothers are social security attorneys. The next step is you get a lawyer who takes your case before a judge who is trying to process as many cases as possible and grants you disability to just get on to the next case as quickly as possible. Also the taxpayers pay the lawyer not the person trying to get disability. There was even a doctor in Sacramento (since retired) that all the attorneys sent their clients to. He would ask them what was wrong with them and then write it up. No need to waste time on a pesky examination.

  13. Rick Taft

    Rick Taft GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    It’s the economy. People who’s unemployment has run out are trying to get disability.

  14. rick scott

    rick scott GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Or like my son-in-law- too lazy to work and too nervous to steal.

  15. rick scott

    rick scott GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    On the other hand, terminal flatulence is a silent but deadly killer.

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