Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

Comments (75) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 11 months ago

    Is the good news that he’s going to beat you up during recess?

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    “I saved 15 percent by switching to GEICO!”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    Still wonder what became of Susie Derkins. As for the baby-sitter Rosalyn… I’m not sure I want to know.

  4. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 11 months ago

    Who’d a thunk it? Moe gets it right in the end while Calvin goes down the tubes.

  5. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 11 months ago

    Fingers crossed this is just a Dickensian heads up -
    A Christmas Calvin. He’ll wake up & have Christmas Day w/ Susie. . ..

  6. corzak

    corzak said, 11 months ago

    Jemoevah’s Witness

  7. Baucuva

    Baucuva said, 11 months ago

    @corzak

    Excellent!

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    re: corzak

    probably not. The watchtowerites/russelites would try to invite to their cult. They are sneaky, too: when I was in high school, they had the usual olderster/acolyte pair come to the door. The next week, they had two gorgeous blondes come to the door. Still wasn’t interested in joining their group…

  9. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    An acquaintance at school had an interesting way of repelling the JWs. He saw them coming down the street one saturday. So, he put on a really nasty T-shirt, the hardest rock album he had, messed up his hair, and went to the door with D&D book.
    .
    They took a look, made an excuse, and left.

  10. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Still wonder what became of Susie Derkins. As for the baby-sitter Rosalyn… I’m not sure I want to know.



    She’s a guard at the penitentiary.

  11. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, 11 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Personally I had great luck with an old bathrobe and a Porno on the TV – never had to tell them to go away

  12. azrach

    azrach said, 11 months ago

    remembering the “Dirk” guy in Luann …. bully to some kind of reborn religious system …. is there any connection here?

  13. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @azrach

    Are you accusin’ this guy of bein’ a copier and abuser of superior material ??

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    Oh, worse than all three, then……..

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    Yeah, I’m waitin’ for Susie, too….I bet she’s hot!

  16. Load 15 more comments. | Load the rest (60).