Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 7 months ago

    Is the good news that he’s going to beat you up during recess?

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 7 months ago

    “I saved 15 percent by switching to GEICO!”

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 7 months ago

    Still wonder what became of Susie Derkins. As for the baby-sitter Rosalyn… I’m not sure I want to know.

  4. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 7 months ago

    Who’d a thunk it? Moe gets it right in the end while Calvin goes down the tubes.

  5. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 7 months ago

    Fingers crossed this is just a Dickensian heads up -
    A Christmas Calvin. He’ll wake up & have Christmas Day w/ Susie. . ..

  6. corzak

    corzak said, 7 months ago

    Jemoevah’s Witness

  7. Baucuva

    Baucuva said, 7 months ago

    @corzak

    Excellent!

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

    re: corzak

    probably not. The watchtowerites/russelites would try to invite to their cult. They are sneaky, too: when I was in high school, they had the usual olderster/acolyte pair come to the door. The next week, they had two gorgeous blondes come to the door. Still wasn’t interested in joining their group…

  9. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

    An acquaintance at school had an interesting way of repelling the JWs. He saw them coming down the street one saturday. So, he put on a really nasty T-shirt, the hardest rock album he had, messed up his hair, and went to the door with D&D book.
    .
    They took a look, made an excuse, and left.

  10. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Still wonder what became of Susie Derkins. As for the baby-sitter Rosalyn… I’m not sure I want to know.



    She’s a guard at the penitentiary.

  11. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, 7 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Personally I had great luck with an old bathrobe and a Porno on the TV – never had to tell them to go away

  12. azrach

    azrach said, 7 months ago

    remembering the “Dirk” guy in Luann …. bully to some kind of reborn religious system …. is there any connection here?

  13. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @azrach

    Are you accusin’ this guy of bein’ a copier and abuser of superior material ??

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, 7 months ago

    Oh, worse than all three, then……..

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, 7 months ago

    Yeah, I’m waitin’ for Susie, too….I bet she’s hot!

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