Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 1 year ago

    That last line was an insult wrapped in an insult.

  2. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 1 year ago

    Not yet, give him a minute….

  3. codedaddy

    codedaddy GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Bilan

    An insult wrapped in a compliment.

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

    I had a nice retort once but the glass stopper kept falling out.

  5. kamb8

    kamb8 said, about 1 year ago

    As mentioned earlier in the strip, I don’t know when,
    “The best insults are the ones that sound like compliments.”
    Rat [to Pig]: You can really improve a room.
    Pig: Really?
    Rat: Yes, every time you leave a room, I think, “This room’s a little better than it was a moment ago.”

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 1 year ago

    Oh, crap. I’m just like Rat…..Although I would have kept the last panel to myself…..

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Goat, if you’re really so smart, why do keep on thinking you could hold a polite conversation with Rat?

  8. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 1 year ago

    Not that Rat would know much about social skills.

  9. ebsan

    ebsan said, about 1 year ago

    I need to have Rat on speed dial. He’s hilarious.

  10. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 1 year ago

    I like Rat, he speaks his “mind”?

  11. finale

    finale said, about 1 year ago

    Peace Treaty wrapped around a rock and thrown through your opponents window…….win/win!

  12. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, about 1 year ago

    Never enter a battle of wits when you’re unarmed.

  13. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    The real pity is, there’s a mass of perfectly good air going to waste because it’s wrapped in a rat.

  14. Ken

    Ken said, about 1 year ago

    Goat should have quit while he was ahead. He should have walked off after the first panel.

  15. jungle68

    jungle68 said, about 1 year ago

    at least the penguin story line is done with.

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