Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe it’s because, between the pot and the prostitutes, nobody can get angry enough to kill anyone.

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    Rat, they can still kick your butt in speed-skating!

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    You know, I’ve never seen His Majesty Willem-Alexander wear those wooden shoes.

  4. kamb8

    kamb8 said, over 1 year ago

    Actually, Goat, it IS hard to sneak up on someone while wearing wooden shoes.

  5. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    It’s because they’re too drugged out to actually do anything. And the murder rate rises if you start counting all of them including euthanasia, abortion, infanticide, etc.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    The country is mostly below sea level … it’s hard to sneak up on somebody when you’re splashing so much.

  7. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, over 1 year ago

    Are the Odor-Eaters in Holland Pine scented? Is that why the Murderers have not turned to victimizing the deaf?

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    The violent crime rate in western Europe, the Netherlands included, is more than 400% more than the U.S. The UK is more than 500%.
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    Only cities like D.C., Chicago, LA, and Frisco compare to European crime.
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    Back when I was in high school, it was a very different story. Europe was much safer then.

  9. toto23

    toto23 said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    That’s actually completely false:
    http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/jun/24/blog-posting/social-media-post-says-uk-has-far-higher-violent-c/

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Well, whaddya know? Pig is right today! Darn noisy clogs!

  11. Mark

    Mark said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I just looked up the stats, and you don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

  12. PuckerbrushCity

    PuckerbrushCity said, over 1 year ago

    Thank-you Mark…I was wondering about that myself.

  13. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, over 1 year ago

    @PuckerbrushCity

    Ditto

  14. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 1 year ago

    It is just a matter of what is considered a violent crime that makes us in the US look better than we are. For one example, in the United Kingdom extortion is considered a violent crime. When you look at just murders from guns we are by far the most violent people in the world sad to say.

  15. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    maybe liam neeson is doing stuff in europe to rescue his family.

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