Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    Maybe it’s because, between the pot and the prostitutes, nobody can get angry enough to kill anyone.

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, almost 3 years ago

    Rat, they can still kick your butt in speed-skating!

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 3 years ago

    You know, I’ve never seen His Majesty Willem-Alexander wear those wooden shoes.

  4. kamb8

    kamb8 said, almost 3 years ago

    Actually, Goat, it IS hard to sneak up on someone while wearing wooden shoes.

  5. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, almost 3 years ago

    It’s because they’re too drugged out to actually do anything. And the murder rate rises if you start counting all of them including euthanasia, abortion, infanticide, etc.

  6. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, almost 3 years ago

    Are the Odor-Eaters in Holland Pine scented? Is that why the Murderers have not turned to victimizing the deaf?

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    The violent crime rate in western Europe, the Netherlands included, is more than 400% more than the U.S. The UK is more than 500%.
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    Only cities like D.C., Chicago, LA, and Frisco compare to European crime.
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    Back when I was in high school, it was a very different story. Europe was much safer then.

  8. toto23

    toto23 said, almost 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    That’s actually completely false:
    http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/jun/24/blog-posting/social-media-post-says-uk-has-far-higher-violent-c/

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Well, whaddya know? Pig is right today! Darn noisy clogs!

  10. Mark

    Mark said, almost 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I just looked up the stats, and you don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about.

  11. PuckerbrushCity

    PuckerbrushCity said, almost 3 years ago

    Thank-you Mark…I was wondering about that myself.

  12. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, almost 3 years ago

    @PuckerbrushCity

    Ditto

  13. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, almost 3 years ago

    It is just a matter of what is considered a violent crime that makes us in the US look better than we are. For one example, in the United Kingdom extortion is considered a violent crime. When you look at just murders from guns we are by far the most violent people in the world sad to say.

  14. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 3 years ago

    maybe liam neeson is doing stuff in europe to rescue his family.

  15. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, almost 3 years ago

    Crok eet Dutchman start at hed, eet down toward feets. When done, crok pick his teef with dutchman shoes!

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