Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    No, Pig, do it. It couldn’t hurt…Can’t be too careful…..

  2. Trollbridge

    Trollbridge said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe Burt the Bear will have a springtime appetite for Crocodiles?

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Burt loves bubblewrap.

  4. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    Better invite Guard Duck over.

  5. kamb8

    kamb8 said, over 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    Well, there we go. No more problem.

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    Just run faster than Rat.

  7. franbarces

    franbarces GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Trollbridge

    good one!

  8. Jerry Kelly

    Jerry Kelly said, over 1 year ago

    Pig! You have 4 months! In that time, even Steph can come up with a pun (like Bacon being too heavy the first thing when you wake up!) to talk you out of getting chomped on! Second thought, looks like the strip will become “Pearls Before Lemmings”

  9. corzak

    corzak said, over 1 year ago

    Distract Burt with some frozen penguin popsicles.

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Ever try zebra, Burt? I know where one lives…’

  11. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Use aluminum foil for keeping bears out of your head. Drives them crazy when it gets on their fillings.

    Alternatively, you could just duct tape your house shut now, and then wait the 4 months for Bert to wake back up…

  12. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @kamb8

    Except for the explosions, of course.

  13. zipidachimp

    zipidachimp said, over 1 year ago

    maybe Bert the bear likes OREOS !!!!

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    In four months’ time, Pig, you can easily have completed your move to Vanuatu. Let Rat deal with hungry Burt when he wakes up….

  15. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, over 1 year ago

    Hey “Burt” you would make a nice carpet ! It goes both ways !

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