Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 6 months ago

    Next question: Are you a taxi cab?

  2. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 6 months ago

    Well if he’s not a jockey, then I really don’t want to know what the whip is for.

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    Pig is rather sensitive about his little Willie.

  4. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @hariseldon59

    Yes. Truly a mystery best left unsolved.

  5. mdcdjg2008

    mdcdjg2008 said, 6 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    That one made me laugh more than the comic itself. Thanks for the chuckle

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    He’s not a jockey, he’s a brief.

  7. R Mahn

    R Mahn said, 6 months ago

    All tall people are basketball players…truth.

  8. R Mahn

    R Mahn said, 6 months ago

    “Hey tall man…it would really help me out if you could answer this question that has me up at night: are you a basketball player?” (yes, it always seems to be asked, need to be known, otherwise no conversation can progress)

  9. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Little Willie was a chemist
    Little Willie is no more
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4

  10. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @x_Tech

    That rhyme stinks …

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Pig, it’s not a case of jockey shorts. It’s a case of jockey silks. And boots, and helmet, and whip. Or hadn’t you noticed how friend Willie is dressed? Goat was (as usual) being perfectly reasonable.
    What does Willie do?

  12. PICTO

    PICTO said, 6 months ago

    He’s not a jockey, he’s a Shoemaker.

  13. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Arianne….

    I’m not sure how often you get to the comics these days, or which forums you might visit… so I’m leaving this on a couple of them…


    Just in case you stop by….


  14. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, 6 months ago

    x_Tech – RE: your Willie

    Willie found some dynamite.
    He didn’t understand it quite.
    He lit it and to his amaze…
    It rained Willie seven days.

    Pulled from the memory archive of a six-year-old (that was sixty years ago).

  15. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @hariseldon59

    And don’t forget the jodhpurs and steeplechase-helmet.

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