Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


Comments (50) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 6 months ago


    Shrubs on Goat’s and Rat’s side of the fence, and corresponding trees on the other side. What are the odds? Also, that wall has to be a least two layers thick as none of the slates(?) correspond.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 6 months ago

    Don’t worry, Rat — you’re going elsewhere.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    To a place where you can punch all the people you want.
    And vice-versa.

  4. JoeyCooler777

    JoeyCooler777 said, 6 months ago

    I wonder if Stephan is religious or not.

  5. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 6 months ago


    I just called a Freemason – er, a mason…

  6. woodworker318

    woodworker318 said, 6 months ago



  7. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 6 months ago

    …and the 613 laws that all advocate “Love thy neighbour”, long before the New Testament was conceived. I’ve checked my concordance and found only one reference to ‘gore’ in the Old Testament, as a verb, not a noun. You’re obviously reading a different bible to the rest of us.

  8. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 6 months ago


    You’re not the first to have suggested that.

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 6 months ago

    Rat raises an interesting question, which I’d also like to know the answer to. If I have to hang around pushy Christians for the rest of my life, it isn’t really Heaven, is it?

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    You can stop worrying about that line of speculation, Rat. You’re not going to Heaven.
    —Nice homage to Sparky in today’s stage-set….

  11. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 6 months ago

    Who would have thought such a simple cartoon would inspire a bible study right here. God works in mysterious ways His wonders to perform,

  12. Bilan

    Bilan said, 6 months ago

    The question that Rat should be asking is, can they punch him?

  13. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @Prof d'anglais

    You might retry your search using the word smite There’s usually some gore or at least icky stuff involved with smite.

  14. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    So Rats question should be “Can I smite them?”

  15. Brian K

    Brian K said, 6 months ago

    I think rats question is wheres he goin in the afterlife

  16. Load 15 more comments. | Load the rest (35).