Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 3 years ago

    The Rats of the world are why children can’t just have fun anymore. If they tried to play Red Rover, some Rat will tell them to rush the line with dangerous force just so he himself can feel like a big man.

  2. punmeister

    punmeister said, about 3 years ago

    Quit Stalin and play basketball.

  3. Linda1259

    Linda1259 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Tell the child Joseph Stalin was the omelet king.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    Beats Stalin’s other quote:‘Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.’

  5. Apocalypse Fanatic

    Apocalypse Fanatic said, about 3 years ago

    I think Rat would make a great premier of the USSR. Or a terrible one, if you consider world domination through bombing half the world with nukes into the equation.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    It was V.I. Lenin who said that about eggs. Never mind that the “omlet” he created killed 8+ million in his lifetime and allowed some 25-50 million to be killed when stalin took over, not counting casualties from the Germans.

  7. kamb8

    kamb8 said, about 3 years ago

    Joseph Stalin is an evil man who killed a lot of people.

  8. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 3 years ago


    I could not find anything that claimed it was said by Lenin.
    But there a few sites that state it was said by Robespierre during the French Revolution

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 3 years ago

    From: “The Farmers’ Almanac Cook Book” (Originally: The Ohio Farmer Cook Book )


    Published by: Pocket Books New York 1965


    6 slices bacon, diced
    1 cup cubed boiled potatoes
    1 tablespoon shredded Swiss cheese
    1 tablespoon chopped chives
    3 eggs, beaten
    Salt and pepper

    Fry bacon until crisp.
    Remove from pan.
    Fry potatoes in the bacon fat until crispy brown.
    Blend cheese, chives and eggs.
    Season with salt and pepper to taste.
    Add to potatoes, then add bacon and reduce heat.
    Stir until eggs are cooked, but still moist.
    Serve very hot, with toasted, buttered whole-wheat slices,
    Makes 3-4 servings.

  10. KenTheCoffinDweller

    KenTheCoffinDweller said, about 3 years ago

    and dead for a while too. Stalin had to work it a bit before he got all the power.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 3 years ago

    I think Rat is amped up on bennies. He should not be let anywhere near a little girls’ team of any kind. Someone call the Exterminator!

  12. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 3 years ago

    or, be like genghis khan and have as many “wives” across asia.

  13. Saracin

    Saracin said, about 3 years ago

    He didn’t mean that Russia HAD used nukes, just that if Rat was in charge he’d nuke half the world.

  14. Islecliff1

    Islecliff1 said, about 3 years ago

    No one has ever used nuclear bombs on anyone. The two bombs dropped on Japan were atomic, not nuclear.

  15. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 3 years ago

    ask today of any 18 year old, who was Mickey Rooney?

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