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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Sep 14, 2013
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Rat:  Our sole goal is to win.  But not just to win. to dominate.  To CRUSH our opponent.  Because this is like war!  And in war, the end justifies the means!  So do whatever it takes!!  Because as Joseph Stalin once said, "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs!!!"
Goat:  He really shouldn't be coaching a little girls' basketball team.
Boy:  Who's Joseph Stalin?
Sep 16, 2013
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