Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Ira Nayman

    Ira Nayman said, 12 months ago

    The Comics Police aren’t arresting him for making a pun; they’re arresting him for making a drug reference. (Yes, it happens to be a pun, but still…) Note that nobody was taken away for threatening violence…

  2. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 12 months ago

    @Ira Nayman

    I realize that, which is why I deleted my original comment.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    So darn rotten, I’d say.

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, 12 months ago

    @Ira Nayman

    Ya think?

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 12 months ago

    Greet your friend, John at the airport with “Hi, Jack!”

  6. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 12 months ago

    Ask your two female friends if they got something with “got any, Mary, Juana?”

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    If they arrested them for puns, they’d all be in jail.
    (Wait a minute… they all were in jail.)

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 12 months ago

    If puns were illegal, Pastis would be on death Row.

    Anyway, better to go beat up Mallard Fillmore or Funky Winkerbean.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    The Comic Police are kinda behind the times, as MJ is not treated as a serious offense in most venues now. Maybe Rat bribed them to take down Goat. I won’t be surprised.

  10. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 12 months ago


    He said: “You want to get Hi?” He didn’t say on what.

  11. Mark

    Mark said, 12 months ago

    Not as good as Pig’s ‘controlled sub stance’, but pretty good!

  12. cdgar

    cdgar said, 12 months ago

    Good one Rat!

  13. edclectic

    edclectic said, 12 months ago

    @Number Six

    Sherlock Holmes not-so-smarter brother?

  14. SavannahJack

    SavannahJack said, 12 months ago

    When do you want to get Hi, Rat?
    4:20, Goat.

  15. jfb 1129

    jfb 1129 said, 12 months ago


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