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"Shelter Stories 'Steph'  I'm Stephan. My wife Staci threw me out of the house.  Now I need someone to give me a new home. Someone who appreciates the benefits of living with a syndicated cartoonist.  Like the fact that we sit alone in our rooms all day.  And are out-of-shape and dress funny.  And play video games and smell.  And only interact when we want to test our a new joke. 'Not funny' 'What do you know?'  And if all that doesn't intrigue you, I promise to be moody, forget your birthday, and complain about any social event you drag me to. 'Is it Christmas AGAIN?'  So please. Adopt me."
Stephan:  I am not up for adoption!
Rat:  "Oh. And I get cranky when you lock me out of my studio."
Pig:  You don't smell that bad.
Aug 12, 2013
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