Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, almost 3 years ago

    When will Goat stop falling for his malaprops?

  2. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, almost 3 years ago

    “Gee, Pig, since you’re always misusing metaphors, I’ll have to ask directly: when you say ‘to go’, what exactly do you mean? I mean, I’m supposed to be the smart one in the strip, and yet I repeatedly seem to think you’ll use a metaphor properly”

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    Pig has some terrible grammar, and she won’t go away.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Snerk!!

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 3 years ago

    I wish ‘someone else’ would go…

  6. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @Number Six

    If you want him to go, show him the restroom!

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Must be deja vu; I thought PBS had used this very joke before. Pig has not misspoke; Goat has misapprehended.
    Grandma Pig must go!

  8. Stipple

    Stipple said, almost 3 years ago

    We leave grampa on the seat until he does.

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, almost 3 years ago

    @Number Six

    ……..yes.

  10. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, almost 3 years ago

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫

    Go, go!
    Go, Granny, go!
    Go, go!
    Go, Granny, go!
    Go, go!
    Granny, be gone!

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫

  11. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, almost 3 years ago

    Peeg, why you no seend Gammy to veesit croks for a while? Promis you dey glad too see her!

  12. doctorlong

    doctorlong said, almost 3 years ago

    stop reading them!!

  13. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    The Eagles sang about a hotel where Grandma could go!

  14. lucidpage

    lucidpage GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    “We’ve been sneaking Metamucil into her oatmeal all week and she hasn’t gone yet.”

  15. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, almost 3 years ago

    Groan!

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