Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 1 year ago

    When will Goat stop falling for his malaprops?

  2. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, about 1 year ago

    “Gee, Pig, since you’re always misusing metaphors, I’ll have to ask directly: when you say ‘to go’, what exactly do you mean? I mean, I’m supposed to be the smart one in the strip, and yet I repeatedly seem to think you’ll use a metaphor properly”

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    Pig has some terrible grammar, and she won’t go away.

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Snerk!!

  5. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, about 1 year ago

    @Bilan

    Which malapropism do you mean? Pig hasn’t unintentionally misused any words. In another context his comment makes perfect sense. For that matter, he hasn’t used a metaphor either.

  6. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 1 year ago

    I wish ‘someone else’ would go…

  7. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    If you want him to go, show him the restroom!

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Must be deja vu; I thought PBS had used this very joke before. Pig has not misspoke; Goat has misapprehended.
    Grandma Pig must go!

  9. Stipple

    Stipple said, about 1 year ago

    We leave grampa on the seat until he does.

  10. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 1 year ago

    @Number Six

    ……..yes.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    Will grandma go before she goes ?

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    When she was 50, my grandmother took up walking 5 miles a day for her health. She’s 70 now, and we have NO idea where the heck she is!
    (I know…I know…old joke!)

  13. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, about 1 year ago

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫

    Go, go!
    Go, Granny, go!
    Go, go!
    Go, Granny, go!
    Go, go!
    Granny, be gone!

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫

  14. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, about 1 year ago

    Peeg, why you no seend Gammy to veesit croks for a while? Promis you dey glad too see her!

  15. doctorlong

    doctorlong said, about 1 year ago

    @BartJ385

    stop reading them!!

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