Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    There’s an easy way to settle this: Which one has the biggest pianist?

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Feets, don’t fail me now…

  3. Yammo

    Yammo GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Shlomo… What a nice Jewish name for a violinist!

  4. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 10 months ago

    HAH, yer not fast enough, Shlomo!

  5. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Cage match!

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    Violent violinists venting vitriolic vengeance!

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    You should hear what goes on in the bass section…and that’s no joke.

  8. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, 10 months ago

    Such violins!

  9. unnormal

    unnormal said, 10 months ago


    I think Gilda Radner beat you to that one.
    But it’s still worth a smile:


  10. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, 10 months ago


    Graphic violins!

  11. HighPeaks

    HighPeaks said, 10 months ago

    Why settle for second violin when you could be first percussion?

  12. Michael Ford

    Michael Ford said, 10 months ago

    @Yammo. Shlomo Mintz’s performance of the Paganini Caprices is breathtaking.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Hurry, Goat! You and Zebra (a.k.a. Zeeba Neighba) need to be far away before this gets out of hand. The rancor amongst the string section is getting rather testy! And judging from the way he’s holding that bat that materialized out of nowhere, Shlomo the Second Fiddle is a very sinister guy.

  14. Odette Lussier

    Odette Lussier said, 10 months ago

    I was told that this type of animosity is quite typical among violinists & apparently starts at an early age. Youth orchestras are especially cutthroat.

  15. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, 10 months ago

    Shlomo is as terrible as Ivan.

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