Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)

    BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) said, over 3 years ago


  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago

    Killing somebody is one thing, but crossing Comcast or Time Warner is really asking for it.

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 3 years ago

    The Leader of the Pack?

  4. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Well, they could call their gang the moron brotherhood. I don’t think that name is taken.

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    What a swell idea!

  6. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, over 3 years ago

    And Stephan is in jail, again, think he’ll be rescued by a flying Crocodile with a bomb again?

  7. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 3 years ago

    I wonder who, er — Ratted him out.

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 3 years ago

  9. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    The Gang That Couldn’t Pun Straight.

  10. corzak

    corzak said, over 3 years ago

    Excessive sentencing. There was no need to put them in super-maximum security detention. Look at that place. There’s NO way they’ll get out of there.

  11. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I’ve often thought he should be there, but I didn’t think he would do it himself!

  12. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    If there was one more, they could be the Inferior Five.
    (There was a superhero comic with that name.)
    But why isn’t Rat in there?

  13. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    We need a pun…

    A lady was filling her tank at a gas station and smoking a cigarette even though all the signs say not to.
    The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands and at the same time igniting her sleeve. .

    Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took off running down the street.
    A police car was at the intersection where it happened and the officer tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming.
    All the officer could think of to do was to shoot her.
    The officer then ran over to her and put the fire out, and called for an ambulance.
    When questioned about his course of action to stop the woman, the officer said……..,

    “My only thought was to stop her. After all, she was waving a fire-arm.”

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Stop press: Cartoon-Boy Does Hard Time!

    In an unlikely turn of events, cartoon-Pastis today joined three of his characters behind bars. Police say he confessed to defrauding The Big Cable Company. The judge immediately sentenced him. Along with Andy, Bookie Baby, and Mr. Snuffles, cartoon-Pastis can only hope for a miraculous rescue!

    Li’l Guard Duck, where are you (bring your RPG-launcher)?

  15. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 3 years ago

    @Number Six

    You may be interested to note that The Prisoner rated 90 on this list by Writers Guild of America, West:

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