Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Now that Larry is a crab, Zeeba Neighbor…..

    From a booklet entitled:

    “Good Housekeeping’s Book of SALADS”

    by the editors of “GOOD HOUSEKEEPING MAGAZINE”


    Chicago 1, Illinois (1958, THE HEARST CORPORATION)

    Crab-Meat Salad

    1 1/2 cups fresh or canned king crab meat
    3 tablesp. French dressing
    1 cup finely diced celery
    Mayonnaise to taste

    Let crab meat stand in French dressing 1/2 hr. in refrigerator.
    Drain off dressing; to crab, add celery, then mayonnaise.
    Makes 4 servings

    Lemon French Dressing:

    Combine all ingredients in jar, bottle, or bowl. Shake or beat till blended; or use electric blender; refrigerate. Shake well before using.

    1 cup salad oil
    2/3 cup lemon juice
    1/4 to 1/3 cup granulated sugar
    1 1/2 teasp. salt
    2 teasp. paprika
    1 teasp. grated onion
    Makes 1 2/3 cups

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Get out the mallet, Zeeba, and ask the bartender for anything distilled plus a match. Instant crabbake.

    Maybe Larry will return as a hamburger after that.

  3. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Cracked crab for everybody!

  4. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    Gonna be hard to hold a can of beer with pincers.

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    If Larry the crab dies, then as what will he reincarnate next: a flounder followed by a pelican and then… oh, I don’t know… a crocodile?

  6. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 3 years ago

    This is Zeeba’s big chance; a lot of “vegetarians” eat seafood.

  7. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 3 years ago

    Sea food. Eat food.

  8. firedome

    firedome said, over 3 years ago

    well, zebra, instead of having Crab Louie, have Crab Larry…

  9. firedome

    firedome said, over 3 years ago

    larry looks like a Dungeness…

  10. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago


    Isn’t that supposed to be lobster and cracked crab for everybody?

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    LARRY THE CROC IS DEAD?! Larry the Crab?!
    I don’t know if I can adjust to this new reality.
    Or, is it reality?

  12. Bqggz

    Bqggz said, over 3 years ago

    It’s better not to kill Larry the Crab. With Zeeba’s luck, he’ll be re-reincarnated into his old croc self instantaneously. Zeeba should put him in a terrarium, feed him well, and give him a long and happy crab life…

  13. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 3 years ago

    When I get reincarnated I want to come back as a girl’s bicycle seat.

  14. cdward

    cdward said, over 3 years ago



  15. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, over 3 years ago

    Larry the Croc is now Larry the Crab!?

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