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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 19, 2013
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Bartender: Well, Mr. Whiny, good news... Zebra: Food? Rescue?? Bartender: No.... the resort's gonna hold a spiritual retreat with an emphasis on the eternal soul and perfection through reincarnation. Zebra: How is that gonna help me when I'm starving? Bartender: Maybe you can come back as a cheeseburger. Zebra's Bad Vacation
May 21, 2013
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