Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 11 months ago

    Beat her up, Zeeb; nobody here will hold it against you.

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, 11 months ago

    If so, tell her you want it your way…

  3. Haseeb9867

    Haseeb9867 said, 11 months ago

    or mabey he can come back as a boat

  4. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 11 months ago

    Zebra’ll come back as a cheeseburger for Larry if you ask me.

  5. tuna1

    tuna1 said, 11 months ago

    Dress the bartender in a Zeeba suit and invite Larry over for lunch.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 11 months ago

    Well, Zeeba Neighbor could be a…

    ”Cheeseburger In Paradise” Jimmy Buffet

    2 Minutes 50 Seconds.

    (By the way, I’ve always thought of the bartender as a male with a mullet as there seems to be no trace of a bust line.)

  7. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 11 months ago

    First stop when you get home -Yelp.

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    Coming back as a cheeseburger doesn’t sound bad … unless you come back as a double … or triple!

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Some hanky-panky going on here; how are all these retreat-folk (not to mention the bartender) getting to and from the island?
    Maybe Zeeba Neighba is hallucinating?

  10. finale

    finale said, 11 months ago

    Bet Zebra is really at a Jamaican Rastafarian Retreat and this episode is really an “episode”.

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    Zebra wakes up…‘Boy, I had a terrible dream … I dreamt I was on an island with Larry the Croc ..’
    ‘And there was this really useless bartender …’
    ‘Zebra… this is the dream, you’re still on the island.’
    (With nods to Monty Python. Bloom County used the same gag.)

  12. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, 11 months ago

    I remember an earlier set of strips where Rat made a living selling zebra burgers to anyone who would pay for one and his slogan being “Zebra Meat: It’s Whats For Dinner!”

  13. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, 11 months ago

    Enough with the island already

  14. starcandles

    starcandles GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    This has not been a very good storyline. That & baby bookie. Ditch them.

  15. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 11 months ago


    McZeeba’s: You deserve a dead zeeba today.

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