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May 18, 2013
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Elly Elephant went on a date. Her date talked about himself. And talked about himself. And talked about himself. "I wonder if he even knows I'm here," wondered Elly. So Elly stood on her head. And lit her head on fire. And finally he noticed. Elly Elephant roasted her date like a marshmallow.
Goat: It's a wonder your romance novels don't sell well. 
Rat: Yeah. Who doesn't like marshmallows?
Pig: Make him a s'more! Make him a s'more!
May 20, 2013
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