Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 2 years ago

    All Zebra has to do is outrun the bartender.

  2. unnormal

    unnormal said, about 2 years ago

    @Bilan

    Yah, but … she seems to have this extra-dimensional travel thing goin on.

  3. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Have her call you a taxi!

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Ok, “You’re a taxi.”

  5. franbarces

    franbarces GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @margueritem

    ha ha

  6. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 2 years ago

    Push her into the water, Zeeba.

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 2 years ago

    Always be nice to your bartender…and your barber and your dentist and, well, be nice to everyone.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Zebra’s starting to look and sound like Bogart in one of those noir films, like Key Largo….

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 2 years ago

    OK, I vote for getting Zebra back to the mainland.

  10. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Zeba needs to shave.

  11. caernavon

    caernavon said, about 2 years ago

    Moving on…please…

  12. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, about 2 years ago

    Hey, zeeba—you ees paying for sociel activityes but you no getting theem! Geet you money worth! Geet een water weef sociel directer, hav some FUN!

  13. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, about 2 years ago

    Yah, take load off you mind!

  14. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Wood Eye and @margueritem—Thank you. Gene Kelly and Donald O’Connor!

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos—Zebra looks a bit like “Bogie”, whereas that bartender looks NOTHING like Bacall!
    AND—Mr. Bogart never said, “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca or anywhere else! The real line, “You played it for her, you can play it for me. PLAY IT!” is much better!

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