Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

Comments (43) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 3 years ago

    Wow. How’d the barkeeper lady return after she disappeared from behind Zebra’s back yesterday? (No need to tell me, people, for I’m playing dumb.)

  2. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Here’s Larry! Have a drink Zeeba! Larry like marinated fud.

  3. boreas2

    boreas2 said, about 3 years ago

    i think this is how the croc shouldve been introduced into this story

  4. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, about 3 years ago

    After two weeks at this resort going home will seem like a vacation.

  5. firedome

    firedome said, about 3 years ago

    zebra’s got stubble!

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 3 years ago

    At the very least, Zeeba Neighba first needs a shave, a drink, an olive, a cherry, a lime twist, and a water-polo helmet (it’s a very rough sport, folks!). Or, access to that Quick-trip Portal the bartender seems to have….

  7. corzak

    corzak said, about 3 years ago

    But Zeeba . . . it’s topless water polo!

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 3 years ago

    You want to be social, lady? You play water polo first.

  9. trekman58

    trekman58 said, about 3 years ago

    Look out Zeeba! That first step off the islands a doozy!

  10. Steve McSheffrey

    Steve McSheffrey said, about 3 years ago

    I may have to stay away for a week or two until this lame joke is done…

  11. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 3 years ago

    That social activities director found Wilson.

  12. bgby4884

    bgby4884 said, about 3 years ago

    Lunch

  13. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, about 3 years ago

    Zeeba—ees beeg help play wator polo eef you rub yousef wif olive oil and oregano befoer you go een water.

  14. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, about 3 years ago

    @Steve McSheffrey

    I agree, just send Zeeba home and get rid of that lady.

  15. RACerri32

    RACerri32 said, about 3 years ago

    Hey! Let’s hear it for Larry, – HE GOT A JOB!!!

  16. Load the rest of the comments (28).