Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. water_moon

    water_moon said, over 2 years ago

    and it’s been since way before smart phones…

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    During rush hour there are forty billion people using the same off-ramp.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    What I always hated was the Portland habit of honking at the person at a red light or stop sign when there were oncoming cars that made it unsafe to right turn. Gee, you want them to get hit? Brilliant…
    When someone did that to me at a red light, I’d wait until it turned green, even if the traffic opened up to where I could right turn on red safely. I wasn’t about to reward them…

  4. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    For once I agree with Rat. My favorite is when the offending driver wake’s up just in time to be the last one through the light

  5. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Rat’s calculations are on a global scale.

  6. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 2 years ago

    @Odd Dog

    I think most of us agree with Rat more often than not … we may not take our responses to his extremes, but we’d sure like to …

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    What annoys me are the ‘automatic horns’… the ones that go off the instant the light changes.

  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    We all wonder about the guy driving way too fast and pulling weird maneuvers..What a fool!……But when we’re late for work, we’re that guy…

  9. Prof's hubbie

    Prof's hubbie said, over 2 years ago

    I often wondered why the French never stopped bumper to bumper at the lights, until I witnessed a situation where the lead driver didn’t pull away immediately the lights changed and everyone else quietly (the French rarely sound their horns) and calmly pulled past him, leaving him still on his mobile or whatever.

  10. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 2 years ago

    This is a reason to have audible alerts built into new cars to sense when traffic lights turn green. They seem to do everything else technologically!

  11. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 2 years ago

    Smartphones & dumb people=bad combo.

  12. Brightspot60

    Brightspot60 said, over 2 years ago


    what makes you think that habit is exclusive to Portland? [BTW, WHICH Portland? Maine? Oregon? UK?]

  13. markmoss1

    markmoss1 said, over 2 years ago


    My Dad would get out of the car and smile and wave at the honker.

  14. imbaldeagle

    imbaldeagle said, over 2 years ago

    Most often you get half a peace sign for being a honker, or some other nuisance on the highway. And…. the definition of “split second” is the time between the light turning green and the car horn behind you.

  15. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 2 years ago

    That’s actually how long I think I’ve been sitting WAITING to just get across a street

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