Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. water_moon

    water_moon said, over 1 year ago

    and it’s been since way before smart phones…

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    During rush hour there are forty billion people using the same off-ramp.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    What I always hated was the Portland habit of honking at the person at a red light or stop sign when there were oncoming cars that made it unsafe to right turn. Gee, you want them to get hit? Brilliant…
    When someone did that to me at a red light, I’d wait until it turned green, even if the traffic opened up to where I could right turn on red safely. I wasn’t about to reward them…

  4. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    For once I agree with Rat. My favorite is when the offending driver wake’s up just in time to be the last one through the light

  5. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Rat’s calculations are on a global scale.

  6. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 1 year ago

    @Odd Dog

    I think most of us agree with Rat more often than not … we may not take our responses to his extremes, but we’d sure like to …

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    What annoys me are the ‘automatic horns’… the ones that go off the instant the light changes.

  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    We all wonder about the guy driving way too fast and pulling weird maneuvers..What a fool!……But when we’re late for work, we’re that guy…

  9. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, over 1 year ago

    I often wondered why the French never stopped bumper to bumper at the lights, until I witnessed a situation where the lead driver didn’t pull away immediately the lights changed and everyone else quietly (the French rarely sound their horns) and calmly pulled past him, leaving him still on his mobile or whatever.

  10. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 1 year ago

    This is a reason to have audible alerts built into new cars to sense when traffic lights turn green. They seem to do everything else technologically!

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago


    I had a mate who would get out of the car and walk back to ask the “honker” what was wrong … maybe a taillight not working or a tyre going flat on his car, etc.

    I was also warned by a colleague in Portland that it wasn’t recommended to do this in the USA because many impatient drivers also carried guns (or was that most all drivers carried guns, or something just as stupid).

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Hey, in many developing countries (e.g., India !!) the horns start BEFORE the light changes.

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Why are there so many stupid people with smart phones??

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 1 year ago

    Smartphones & dumb people=bad combo.

  15. Brightspot60

    Brightspot60 said, over 1 year ago


    what makes you think that habit is exclusive to Portland? [BTW, WHICH Portland? Maine? Oregon? UK?]

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