Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    I am shocked, shocked I am, at that kid’s language! Saying “poopy” on the comic page — the very idea!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Just a tad…

  3. Bilan

    Bilan said, 12 months ago

    The drawback here is that he can’t take odds greater than five to one.

  4. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Young or poopy? Or perhaps both young and poopy. :)

  5. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 12 months ago

    @Odd Dog

    Now there’s a great name for a soap opera for a new demographic: The Young and the Poopy.

  6. corzak

    corzak said, 12 months ago

    Kid also runs a craps table.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    I once heard a kid in a stroller… saying the ‘F’ word over and over…

  8. trekman58

    trekman58 said, 12 months ago


    I’m not even gonna dignify that with a……

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    Well, he sounds like a bookie …

  10. cdgar

    cdgar said, 12 months ago

    I think my bookie is full of poopy!

  11. luvcmx

    luvcmx said, 12 months ago

    True stories: My son’s first word was sh*t and his first sentence was son b*tch, get out way, mommy wants to go! I can’t imagine where he learned those things.

  12. unnormal

    unnormal said, 12 months ago


    Another true story (quite similar, in fact):
    My son’s first sentence was spoken as he stood behind the steering wheel of my ‘61 VW.
    Clear as a bell he says, “$h1t, lady!”
    I looked at my wife, "Where’d he learn that?"
    (She didn’t drive.)

  13. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Might have been trying to say truck.

  14. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, 12 months ago

    Sounds like Stewy!

  15. Arianne

    Arianne said, 12 months ago

    Now, you can call me bookie, or you can call me bookmaker, or you can call me store, or you can call me turf accountant… but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!

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