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   margueritem said, 2 months ago

   Rat’s had too much green beer…
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   The J.A.M. said, 2 months ago

   I don’t get it
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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 2 months ago

   Who would that be Pig, the Fighting Irish?
4. 

   Katiekicks said, 2 months ago

   @The J.A.M.

   I think he either had an invisible girlfriend, or it was a bug
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   Radish said, 2 months ago

   Rat’s saying his perfect mate will never exist.
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   legaleagle48 said, 2 months ago

   @The J.A.M.

   Rat was describing his imaginary girlfriend (as though he would really have any other kind!).
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   Mark said, 2 months ago

   @The J.A.M.

   You’re lucky, but if you google Manti T’eo, all will be revealed…
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

   Maybe it was the Wasp… or Shrinking Violet…
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   SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

   Today’s background music: “She’s Not There” by The Zombies.
10. 

    hariseldon59 said, 2 months ago

    Must be Sue Storm Richards.
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    StrummerFan said, 2 months ago

    @Mark

    Exactly!
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    RachelC22 said, 2 months ago

    Didn’t he have a girlfriend for like, 8 comics?
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    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    So, I’m thinking Rat (Californian, be it noted, as he is Cartoon-Boy’s brainchild) is not a Notre Dame fan?
    (But, then, despite Chicagolander stereotypes, neither am I.)
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 2 months ago

    @Mark

    you’re the only one! good thing you showed up today.
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    Alexikakos said, 2 months ago

    @ F6F5Hellcat (from yesterday)
    
    “Are you paraphrasing Ozymandias in that first line?”
    
    Yes, I am indeed paraphrasing Ozymandias in the first line .
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