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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Mar 16, 2013
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Goat:  Hey, Rat...how goes it?
Rat:  I have met the love of my life.
Goat:  Wow. Tell me about it.
Rat:  She's the most beautiful person I've ever met. And not just on the outside but on the inside as well.
Goat:  Holy smokes. I've got to sit down to hear this.
Rat:  Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. That's her seat.
Goat:  Oh, I'm sorry. Did she go to the restroom?
Rat:  No. She's on the seat right now.
Goat:  Perhaps I'll sit far, far away from here.
Rat:  Whoa. Wait. She just died.
Pig:  I will dedicate the football season to her!!
Mar 18, 2013
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