Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    It’s Elvis’ 75th birthday today. The alien equivalent of the D.E.A. is still very glad he came to work for them.
    75 facts about Elvis:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2799410/75-facts-about-Elvis-Presley-for-his-75th.html

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Poor Pig, he’s one of the ones that the tabloids love dearly.

  3. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    Aliens probed me, I’m not dead (yet).

  4. firedome

    firedome said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    a few years off from his 75th, i’m afraid. that was 1/8/10.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Elvis, brother of Elros and Elrond, sons of Earendache.

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    47% of conservatives believe the President was born in Kenya…..And crazier yet, almost all of them think they can win in a general election….They are so cute at that age……!

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    According to one comedian, the best way to annoy people in Memphis… saying, ‘I was this close to seeing Elvis … but my shovel broke …’
    Or the Simpson Halloween tombstone: Elvis … accept it.

  8. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “I saw Elvis in a UFO, sittin’ there with Howard Hughes…”

  9. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, over 2 years ago

    Hey, the aliens still have his brain you know.

    I want to see if anyone gets this.

  10. Johnny Potseed

    Johnny Potseed said, over 2 years ago

    ELVIS = LIVES

  11. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    huzzah!

  12. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    @RachelC22

    Would this be according to Michael C. Luckman? Or maybe Bubba Ho-tep? Or are y’all jest funnin’ us?

  13. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    He is dead alright; he is in ‘Liberal’ hell waiting on the Oboma supporters.

  14. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    @firedome

    I stand corrected. I just took the date off the "Sun"’s masthead after reading the headline.

  15. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 2 years ago

    Pig needs help, a lot of it.

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