Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    More cushion, less delusion.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    As you go home, Goat, go have a talk with Mr. Pastis.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Go, Goat, before you’re caught up in the thralls of silly humor…

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    When will Goat learn?

    A: When it’s not funny anymore.

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    It’ll be safer there, Goat.

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    As the saying goes, ‘When you’re young, it’s always stiff … when you’re old, it’s the only thing that isn’t!

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    re: Bruno

    that condition used to be pretty rare before the pre-rolled tobacco cigarettes, apparently. After about 20 years of smoking one cigarette after another and the blood vessels are pretty messed up.

  8. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    That’s why I’ve always preferred to roll my own joint.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Today’s Mother Goose and Grimm is playing the Pastis pun game, too. I’m just going to quietly accompany Goat out of here now, before I go off my rocker….

  10. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Will somebody please go slap Pastis?

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    A family decides it’s Grandpa’s time to go into a facility where he can enjoy a higher level of care.
    On arrival an attendant places Grandpa in a wheelchair and the family is left to wait until he can be admitted to the facility.
    When Grandpa starts to lean forward in the wheelchair another attendant comes up and gently settles him back in the chair.
    After a while Grandpa starts to lean sideawys in the chair and another attendant comes up to gently settle him back again.
    The same thing happens when Grandpa starts to lean gently to the other side, but this time the attendant brings a strap and gently secures Grandpa in the chair.
    One of the family, who is a little tired of waiting, asks Grandpa, “How do you think you are going to like it here ?” and Grandpa replies, " I hate it here already … they won’t let me f@rt !!".

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Goat, you should have looked before leaping!
    (To a conclusion, that is!)

  13. j-birds3

    j-birds3 said, over 1 year ago

    We have a little Goat cheezeeee here….

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 1 year ago

    Pastis is off his rocker.

  15. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Set em up, knock em down…

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