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   win said, 3 months ago

   More cushion, less delusion.
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   templo SUD said, 3 months ago

   As you go home, Goat, go have a talk with Mr. Pastis.
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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Go, Goat, before you’re caught up in the thralls of silly humor…
4. 

   Bilan said, 3 months ago

   When will Goat learn?
   
   A: When it’s not funny anymore.
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   blunebottle said, 3 months ago

   It’ll be safer there, Goat.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   @

   As the saying goes, ‘When you’re young, it’s always stiff … when you’re old, it’s the only thing that isn’t!
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   re: Bruno

   that condition used to be pretty rare before the pre-rolled tobacco cigarettes, apparently. After about 20 years of smoking one cigarette after another and the blood vessels are pretty messed up.
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   win said, 3 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   That’s why I’ve always preferred to roll my own joint.
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   BartJ385 said, 3 months ago

   Maybe Goat should take a lesson from the Book of Pig and every now and again go to Pastis and threaten him.
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    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Today’s Mother Goose and Grimm is playing the Pastis pun game, too. I’m just going to quietly accompany Goat out of here now, before I go off my rocker….
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    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 3 months ago

    Will somebody please go slap Pastis?
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    dukedoug said, 3 months ago

    @

    A family decides it’s Grandpa’s time to go into a facility where he can enjoy a higher level of care.
    On arrival an attendant places Grandpa in a wheelchair and the family is left to wait until he can be admitted to the facility.
    When Grandpa starts to lean forward in the wheelchair another attendant comes up and gently settles him back in the chair.
    After a while Grandpa starts to lean sideawys in the chair and another attendant comes up to gently settle him back again.
    The same thing happens when Grandpa starts to lean gently to the other side, but this time the attendant brings a strap and gently secures Grandpa in the chair.
    One of the family, who is a little tired of waiting, asks Grandpa, “How do you think you are going to like it here ?” and Grandpa replies, " I hate it here already … they won’t let me f@rt !!".
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    masterskrain said, 3 months ago

    Goat, you should have looked before leaping!
    (To a conclusion, that is!)
14. 

    j-birds3 said, 3 months ago

    We have a little Goat cheezeeee here….
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    eddie6192 said, 3 months ago

    Pastis is off his rocker.
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