Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. The Impostor

    The Impostor said, 3 months ago

    I see a window and I want it painted black, no neighbors anymore. (Sorry, can’t think of enough for a full parody)

  2. Robyn Moore

    Robyn Moore said, 3 months ago

    @ The Impostor: Ha! I get it.

  3. Robyn Moore

    Robyn Moore said, 3 months ago

    p.s. Nice Fairy Tail icon.

  4. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 3 months ago

    First Bob saw black. Now he’s seeing red. Soon, Rat will have a black eye, and possibly some drops of red will be seen.

  5. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 3 months ago

    Serves Bob right. Maybe he shouldn’t be dressing with the shades up.

  6. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, 3 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    Then he’ll be turning black and blue.

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, 3 months ago

    Just tell Neighbor Bob that it’s protection against cooties.

  8. Radish

    Radish said, 3 months ago

    Neighbor Bob should be happy he can’t see rat outside of his windows.

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 3 months ago

    Rat should really stop taking advice from the Rolling Stones.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Poor Neighbor Bob! Well, as least he’s still alive, even if his house has been Rat-ized to prevent Bob from being seen. Rat will just have to Paint It Black more thoroughly, so Neighbor Bob can’t even get out!

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 3 months ago

    Neighbor Bob may be upset with Rat, but he should be happy it was Rat and not Guard Duck. Guard Duck has a problem with him he always ends up destroying some to all of his property.

  12. Number Three

    Number Three said, 3 months ago

    Rat will get two VERY black eyes in a minute… and a few missing teeth.

    LOL xxx

  13. SeaFox10

    SeaFox10 said, 3 months ago

    I have the same problem! I keep burning the neighbors houses down, but they keep building them back up!

  14. MPeters

    MPeters said, 3 months ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    I was thinking the same thing. Bob’s house could look like Floyd’s a few years ago. Just a crater in the ground.

  15. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, 3 months ago

    LOL I wish I had Rat’s guts. I would take care of a couple of nightmare neighbors.

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