Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. The Impostor

    The Impostor said, over 3 years ago

    I see a window and I want it painted black, no neighbors anymore. (Sorry, can’t think of enough for a full parody)

  2. Robyn Moore

    Robyn Moore said, over 3 years ago

    @ The Impostor: Ha! I get it.

  3. Robyn Moore

    Robyn Moore said, over 3 years ago

    p.s. Nice Fairy Tail icon.

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 3 years ago

    First Bob saw black. Now he’s seeing red. Soon, Rat will have a black eye, and possibly some drops of red will be seen.

  5. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 3 years ago

    Serves Bob right. Maybe he shouldn’t be dressing with the shades up.

  6. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Then he’ll be turning black and blue.

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago

    Just tell Neighbor Bob that it’s protection against cooties.

  8. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 3 years ago

    Rat should really stop taking advice from the Rolling Stones.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Poor Neighbor Bob! Well, as least he’s still alive, even if his house has been Rat-ized to prevent Bob from being seen. Rat will just have to Paint It Black more thoroughly, so Neighbor Bob can’t even get out!

  10. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 3 years ago

    Neighbor Bob may be upset with Rat, but he should be happy it was Rat and not Guard Duck. Guard Duck has a problem with him he always ends up destroying some to all of his property.

  11. Number Three

    Number Three said, over 3 years ago

    Rat will get two VERY black eyes in a minute… and a few missing teeth.

    LOL xxx

  12. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 3 years ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    I was thinking the same thing. Bob’s house could look like Floyd’s a few years ago. Just a crater in the ground.

  13. ncalifgirl58

    ncalifgirl58 said, over 3 years ago

    LOL I wish I had Rat’s guts. I would take care of a couple of nightmare neighbors.

  14. corzak

    corzak said, over 3 years ago

    Rat needs to use measures like those implemented by the city of Milan during the Black Death. Neighbors suspected of spreading Depression need to be bricked up inside their homes.

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    Ebon windows on my house
    Painted by that Ratty louse.

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