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Feb 13, 2013
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Pig: Hi I'd like to buy a dozen long-stemmed roses for my girlfriend. Female florist: That'll be $150. Pig: But the sign says $75. Female florist: I know, but it's Valentine's Day and my power has grown exponentially. Bwaaahahahahaa. Pig: Florists are a cruel bunch.
Feb 15, 2013
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