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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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DouglasDDouglas said, 3 months ago
She will blow an valve (accurately) for you.
margueritem
said, 3 months ago
Your wife knows you well, and she’ll be pleased. She glad to be married to a surgeon who believes in accuracy.
Proginoskes said, 3 months ago
So is Norman from the Drabble cartoon.
Vonne Anton said, 3 months ago
So will she be…try to dodge that shoe!
F6F5Hellcat said, 3 months ago
Pearls is selling out.
Ottodesu said, 3 months ago
A surgeon friend of mine made a heart cake with fully authentic anatomical detailing.
Brian K
said, 3 months ago
A real heart, very romantic
Sisyphos said, 3 months ago
“Surgeon Bob”?! —Would you, ladies and gentlemen, want a PBS surgeon named Bob playing around in your open chest and fiddling with your heart?!
PICTO said, 3 months ago
It’s a good thing he’s not an OB/GYN.
luvcmx said, 3 months ago
@PICTO
Or a BOB/GYN.
StCleve72 said, 3 months ago
Or a proctologist
Andy White said, 3 months ago
Alas, he loved her in vein.
LogicalDuck said, 3 months ago
So was Larry the croc…
finale said, 3 months ago
@Ottodesu
Couple that up with StCleve72’s and Picto’s comments and let’s see them on Cake Wars
RipleyKGarfield
said, 3 months ago
MIKE: My wife needs to get Irish surgery.
IKE: Irish surgery?
MIKE: Cardy O’Vascular!