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   win said, 3 months ago

   “A heart attack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack…” – Billy Joel, Movin Out
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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   I hope they spread your ribs, rat.
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   old1953 said, 3 months ago

   OMG, it’s true. People do that.
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   thebird55 said, 3 months ago

   I go in for an ulcer, and they hook me up to the EKG. Every time. Any pain that’s anywhere near the chest……
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   Bilan said, 3 months ago

   He may not need to wait, but he’ll have a heck of a doctor’s bill.
   
   He should ask Cliff Clewless to help with that.
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   templo SUD said, 3 months ago

   But what does Rat do when he really has a heart attack? You can’t have two heart attacks at once.
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   blunebottle said, 3 months ago

   @templo SUD

   Rat has no heart, let alone two of them!
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   MPeters said, 3 months ago

   He’s having a heart attack? Get started with CPR and get the defibrillator going! I think I’d rather wait.
   P.S. A hangnail isn’t worth an ER bill.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   After the first couple of heart attacks … they might decide to cut you open and put in a pacemaker!
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    Dave4B said, 3 months ago

    @templo SUD

    Two heart attacks at once?
    Maybe if you’re from Gallifrey (Doctor Who) or Centauri (Babylon 5) you could.
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    F6F5Hellcat said, 3 months ago

    Sounds like a Carlin joke.
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    Brian K said, 3 months ago

    Sounds like Hypochondria
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    PICTO said, 3 months ago

    Sounds like mandatory anal probes would shorten the lines at emergency rooms.
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    CasualObserver said, 3 months ago

    @PICTO

    Nah, you’d just get a lot of really kinky people hanging out in the waiting room for their turn.
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    Platinum Hippo said, 3 months ago

    …funny strip
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