Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    “A heart attack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack…” – Billy Joel, Movin Out

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I hope they spread your ribs, rat.

  3. old1953

    old1953 said, over 1 year ago

    OMG, it’s true. People do that.

  4. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I go in for an ulcer, and they hook me up to the EKG. Every time. Any pain that’s anywhere near the chest……

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 1 year ago

    He may not need to wait, but he’ll have a heck of a doctor’s bill.

    He should ask Cliff Clewless to help with that.

  6. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    But what does Rat do when he really has a heart attack? You can’t have two heart attacks at once.

  7. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 1 year ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Rat has no heart, let alone two of them!

  8. MPeters

    MPeters GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    He’s having a heart attack? Get started with CPR and get the defibrillator going! I think I’d rather wait.
    P.S. A hangnail isn’t worth an ER bill.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    After the first couple of heart attacks … they might decide to cut you open and put in a pacemaker!

  10. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, over 1 year ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Two heart attacks at once?
    Maybe if you’re from Gallifrey (Doctor Who) or Centauri (Babylon 5) you could.

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 1 year ago

    Sounds like a Carlin joke.

  12. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    Sounds like mandatory anal probes would shorten the lines at emergency rooms.

  13. CasualObserver

    CasualObserver said, over 1 year ago

    @PICTO

    Nah, you’d just get a lot of really kinky people hanging out in the waiting room for their turn.

  14. Platinum Hippo

    Platinum Hippo said, over 1 year ago

    …funny strip

  15. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 1 year ago

    @win

    You mean “Anthony’s Song” :-)

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