Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. RachelC22

    RachelC22 said, 4 months ago

    Never argue with your wife Larry.

  2. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    Beat him ’til he likes it, girl!

  3. margueritem

    margueritem said, 4 months ago

    Get those wings to do their thing, Larry.

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, 4 months ago

    Sorry Larry, Everybody knows that Heaven’s gift shop can spell correctly.

  5. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, 4 months ago

    You know, with Larry in the lead, the zombie apocalypse just doesn’t seem so scary anymore…

  6. Brian K

    Brian K said, 4 months ago

    Well if you don’t listen to your wife, then you will be actually dead Larry

  7. firedome

    firedome said, 4 months ago

    there’re such things as harp stores?

    …love the t-shirt!

  8. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 4 months ago

    Larry got smart, lol.

  9. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    Love the look of Larry’s eyes as he’s handing Patty the T-shirt; it conveys smugness perfectly.

  10. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    Actually, the funniest part of all this is Larry’s assumption that he would end up in Heaven.

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Or she could say, ‘If you’re too dead to take out the garbage … you’re too dead to eat dinner.’
    Not to mention other … ‘perks’ she could withhold ..

  12. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog said, 4 months ago

    Larry needs some “red bull” to go with those wings

  13. Arianne

    Arianne said, 4 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    Yes, panel 6 is priceless!
    (Just said that over at Get Fuzzy.)

  14. Pelahnar

    Pelahnar said, 4 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    It doesn’t say “heaven” anywhere, as far as I can see. Just “afterlife”. That could mean anything.

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Larry, the really stupid husband who wises up under threat by Patty to make him really dead! Taking the garbage out is a small price to pay for avoiding getting batted around like a Chicago-style 16-inch softball.

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