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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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RachelC22 said, 4 months ago
Never argue with your wife Larry.
win said, 4 months ago
Beat him ’til he likes it, girl!
margueritem
said, 4 months ago
Get those wings to do their thing, Larry.
Bilan said, 4 months ago
Sorry Larry, Everybody knows that Heaven’s gift shop can spell correctly.
Vonne Anton said, 4 months ago
You know, with Larry in the lead, the zombie apocalypse just doesn’t seem so scary anymore…
Brian K
said, 4 months ago
Well if you don’t listen to your wife, then you will be actually dead Larry
firedome said, 4 months ago
there’re such things as harp stores?
…love the t-shirt!
Tacopielvr said, 4 months ago
Larry got smart, lol.
SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago
Love the look of Larry’s eyes as he’s handing Patty the T-shirt; it conveys smugness perfectly.
SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago
Actually, the funniest part of all this is Larry’s assumption that he would end up in Heaven.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago
Or she could say, ‘If you’re too dead to take out the garbage … you’re too dead to eat dinner.’
Not to mention other … ‘perks’ she could withhold ..
Odd Dog said, 4 months ago
Larry needs some “red bull” to go with those wings
Arianne said, 4 months ago
@SherlockWatson
Yes, panel 6 is priceless!
(Just said that over at Get Fuzzy.)
Pelahnar said, 4 months ago
@SherlockWatson
It doesn’t say “heaven” anywhere, as far as I can see. Just “afterlife”. That could mean anything.
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
Larry, the really stupid husband who wises up under threat by Patty to make him really dead! Taking the garbage out is a small price to pay for avoiding getting batted around like a Chicago-style 16-inch softball.