Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, almost 4 years ago

    Ok, I better move to Sacramento.

  2. MPeters

    MPeters said, almost 4 years ago

    Now don’t you feel safer knowing Guard Duck is watching out for you?

  3. MPeters

    MPeters said, almost 4 years ago

    @MPeters

    Or watching you?

  4. win

    win said, almost 4 years ago

    He took a duck in the face at point blank range.

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    I’d say so, Neighbor Bob.

  6. thebird55

    thebird55 said, almost 4 years ago

    Uh, oh. Duck!

  7. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    You can sleep well tonight; your National Guard Duck is awake.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Li’l, L’il, or Lil’? The whole World awaits a definitive explication, Cartoon-Boy!
    If I were Neighbor Bob, I’d be careful about being too whiny with LGD on my case (and on my chest)!

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 4 years ago

    At least he popped out of your shirt. Be creepier if he popped up out of your pants!
    Unless … Bob likes that …

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    LGD plays it close to the vest….


    It just doesn’t happen to be his vest.

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of a poem I found in a 70s anthology called “Paranoia”. At one point it says, “Someone has been opening your mail, and the worst of it is, their hands are coming out of your shirtsleeves.” The anthology was called Voices. There were famous poems mixed with less-known ones and great black and white photographs. I wish I had kept them. I’ve googled the poem without success.

  12. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 4 years ago

    With Guard Duck running the neighborhood watch you can either feel very safe or very much in danger. Neighbor Bob’s one of the folks Guard Duck has had issues with in the past over the paint job of his house, right? He should probably feel very threatened. After all, Guard Duck will shot first and ask for an air strike on his house later. And knowing Guard Duck, it won’t be a surgical air strike. I’ll be like Rolling Thunder.

  13. Rodney

    Rodney said, almost 4 years ago

    @TheSnoopster

    For God’s sake WHY?

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 4 years ago

    Too close for comfort.

  15. ldstrain

    ldstrain said, almost 4 years ago

    It’s nice to see LGD again! He is one of my favorites,

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