Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    Surely, you joust.

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, 5 months ago

    How many kilowatts do we get from four hours of schlumperdinking?

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

    Need to connect wires to pig to put him on the grid.

  4. Paul Smith

    Paul Smith said, 5 months ago

    How much energy can we get by putting those things on politicians?

  5. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 5 months ago

    Rat might be on to something here.

  6. Sally

    Sally said, 5 months ago

    We should have realized this years ago! We must have been too stupid…

    Right on for Rat once more for Rat and his Writer and portrait artist.

  7. Number Six

    Number Six said, 5 months ago

    People have got enough distractions walking down the street without toy windmills as well…

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    Biothermal energy…

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    If Rat hasn’t patented that Stupidity Harness idea yet, some bold and enterprising reader of this strip will steal it for sure, ‘cuz, we’re, uhh, smart! And full of energy!

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

    @Paul Smith

    I think you’ve just solved the world energy crisis. An inexhaustible source of aeolian energy!!

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 5 months ago

    Wanna harness stupid? Properly harnessed Rat alone could power the entire world for a couple decades whereas Pig could barely power their house for a couple days using that idiotic harness. Harness Pig properly and he could power their hom for a week. Now if we harness Rat’s ego we could power the world for the next hundred years.

  12. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

    but, isn’t that premise of the matrix? that humans are batteries for the machines.

  13. Brian Fink

    Brian Fink said, 5 months ago

    Facebook, Twitter and celebrity news should easily do the trick!

  14. PICTO

    PICTO said, 5 months ago

    In a world where 50% of the people fall below median intelligence, half of us are going to get free power.

  15. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, 5 months ago

    I think Larry could produce an awful amount of energy.

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