Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, 7 months ago

    That was lame indeed.

  2. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

    Well, he addressed the issue.

  3. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

    Just as well. if he found one and gifted her, he’d be an Indian giver.

  4. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

    Take her to then Delhi for a sandwich.

  5. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 7 months ago

    If FDR had been an Indian, he’d have given her a New Delhi.

  6. margueritem

    margueritem said, 7 months ago

    O U C H…

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

    His girlfriend must have nagpured him to find a sari from Tulsi. He could get jodhpurs if he goa’s indores to a costume shop. He’d have better lucknow looking for a piece of telichery pie at a neighborhood Delhi. After a day on erode of searching for a sari he’s shorapur guna beed tired and mysore.

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

    Rat, you need to get Guard Duck to do the job, your usual baseball bat isn’t enough.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 7 months ago

    The saleslady’s line would have worked slightly better had he been looking for an open carriage.


    “No surrey Bob.”


    Still not stellar.

    But oh well…
    when it comes to bad puns…
    I’ll take what I can get.

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 7 months ago

    And so is Brenda Lee

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    Two puns, two! Two for the price of one!
    Do we get to kick That Sad Little Man in the face twice?

  12. Radish

    Radish said, 7 months ago

    Love is never having to say you’re sari.

  13. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 7 months ago

    I’ll bet he stayed up late figuring out how to work that pun in…..

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 7 months ago

    Bad pun but Rat foolishly kept it going. Should have seen that coming. Too bad for Rat he’s not even a 32nd as mart as he thinks he is.

  15. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 7 months ago

    bob has a girlfriend? a bald guy has a girlfriend? i thought girls only like guys with a full head of hair like justin bieber.

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