Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I share rat’s frustration.

  2. Sumac0f13

    Sumac0f13 said, almost 2 years ago

    I suppose a doctor’s advice can substitute for a reflex hammer at times.

  3. finale

    finale said, almost 2 years ago

    If you’re going to mess up your foot on someone’s face….use the bad foot…it’s already messed up.

  4. paha_siga

    paha_siga said, almost 2 years ago

    Who said he used a foot at all?

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    It can be really comforting to hear the words “it’s just a sprain, rest it for a week or so” vs. the alternative. (I was running up an 18" concrete saw and it stuck in the middle of the traverse for no apparent reason. Just froze up. A 1 hp motor can twist your hand in a instant and it did. Yeeeouch.)

  6. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head” by Dean Martin.

  7. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @paha_siga

    How else would he kick his doctor in the face — with his elbow?

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Be logical, folks! To kick the silly doc in his face, Rat had to brace, kung fu-like; obviously, on his good foot. So, Pig, Rat kicked with his already-injured foot, as finale suggested he should.

  9. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 2 years ago

    My Right Foot

  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    1) Sit down on a chair.
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    2) Lift your right foot off the floor and begin making clockwise circles with it.
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    3) Using your right hand draw the number 6 in the air in front of you.
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    The point?
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    Your foot will change direction and go anti-clockwise. (Try it, you’ll see.)

  11. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    A boot to the head does not require a foot to be in the boot.

  12. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, almost 2 years ago

    I’m with Rat this time.

  13. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 2 years ago

    @finale

    No matter which way…Rat got a kick out of it.

  14. Jim Martin

    Jim Martin said, almost 2 years ago

    Laugh out loud – great stuff.

  15. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 2 years ago

    My 80 year old mother-in-law was recently coughing up blood and waited over 3 hrs for a chest x-ray at the accident & emergency dept. She finally gave up and went home.

    The caring receptionist shouted after her “cheerio!”



    Our NHS system is f@!#ing marvelous.

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