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   hariseldon59 said, 7 months ago

   Goat’s right. We’re in the twilight of civilization.
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   Adam Nedens(Snoopster) said, 7 months ago

   Holy crap…..
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   And don’t forget those werewolf boys…
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   Alexikakos said, 7 months ago

   The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. Mark Twain
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   A library joke:
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   A librarian was working late one night at a small-town library. She had the door open for a breeze, and a chicken walked in, hopped up on the desk, and said, “Book, book, book!”

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   The librarian was a bit startled, but she quickly handed the chicken three books. The chicken put one under each wing, one in its beak, and walked out.
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   A few minutes later, the chicken returned, dropped those three books on the floor, hopped up on the counter, and said, “Book, book, book!”

   Once again, the librarian gave the chicken three books, the chicken tucked one under each wing, took the third in its beak, and walked out.
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   It must be a full moon tonight, thought the librarian, getting back to her work.Not fifteen minutes later the chicken was back again demanding “Book, book, book.!”
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   This time, the librarian decided to get to the bottom of this. She gave three books to the chicken, and when it walked away, she followed it. They went across the parking lot, down into a ditch, and through a damp culvert.
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   " Good thing I wore my sensible shoes, " she thought.
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   They emerged into a little moonlit pool. There, the chicken stopped in front of the largest bullfrog the librarian had ever seen. He took a look at each of the three books the chicken was carrying and croaked, “Read it, read it, read it!”
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   Buckly34 said, 7 months ago

   Wait, we’re all “at hashtag star at hashtag squiggly at” doomed? What’s goat trying to say? Twitter and Email addresses are killing us?
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   TooOldToBeCool said, 7 months ago

   Edward vs Jacob.
   Vampire vs werewolf.
   Necrophilia vs bestiality.
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   Jim said, 7 months ago

   how soon before someone blames the President…?
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   flyintheweb said, 7 months ago

   Better reading BAD books than NO books… maybe it will lead to reading better stuff
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   SherlockWatson said, 7 months ago

   Vampire-vs-werewolf movies that don’t suck like the “Twilight” movies:

   ~ House of Frankenstein
   ~ House of Dracula
   ~ Monster Squad
   ~ Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
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    SherlockWatson said, 7 months ago

    English-to-Spooner translation: “We’re all ducking foomed.”
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    possiblekim said, 7 months ago

    Now that it is over. I seriously hope nobody opt to reboot for the series. If so, may God have mercy on his/her soul.
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    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    Goat is right. Pig is wrong.
    WE’RE DOOMED!
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    thatnicecollegeguy said, 7 months ago

    It’s just a trend. It won’t last long. And someday the kids of my generation will marvel at how stupid everything in the 2000s and 2010s were.
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    orinoco womble said, 7 months ago

    @thatnicecollegeguy

    I devoutly hope so. Particularly when you realise that a certain “author” doesn’t know that “vegetarian” cannot mean “lives on animal blood.” Someone should get that woman a dictionary…and maybe a highlighter.
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    cdward said, 7 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Love it, love it, love it.
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