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   PoorPig said, 6 months ago

   Goat is safe. His name is not Bob.
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   Rod Gonzalez said, 6 months ago

   Just when you think Rat can’t get any more obnoxious . . .
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   Hectoruno said, 6 months ago

   Is this some kind of FOX comment? The news must not biased and should be factual.
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   aw2 said, 6 months ago

   Rat should be a fox…
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   BlueJayRobin said, 6 months ago

   Biassed news? Oh I don’t like that, I like my news straight.
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   Brian K said, 6 months ago

   Words of advice, just go with Rat and he won’t kill you
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   Juice- Bruce said, 6 months ago

   Looks like Rat had a few beers before being Town Crier and a ladder to get on the stool.
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   win said, 6 months ago

   Scapegoat.
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   Hillbillyman said, 6 months ago

   Rat is a becoming a tyrant., with help from that little obnoxious Guard Duck
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    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    Oh, Little Guard Duck, I see how it is………..huh OK…..Bring on the Holy Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher…..!!!!!!!
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    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    You know, if I was Goat, I would have been yond Goat, not Ye Goat. Better yet, where’s the Goat…..
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    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    Goat will be well hung …
    The word for stringing up by the neck is “hanged”, not “hung”.
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    differentboat said, 6 months ago

    The News at its usual job of making it up. The duck’s job is to make sure the news becomes reality.
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    F6F5Hellcat said, 6 months ago

    Oyez! Oyez! Guard Duck and the Crocs tied for most popular member of Pearls. Rat ain’t even number two. Recent polls prove Ziggy is a stud and Rat ain’t according to Farina.
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    Gorbag42 said, 6 months ago

    @Hectoruno

    NYT more likely
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