Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    No wonder he can’t catch any zeebas.

  2. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, over 3 years ago

    Quality control at the brewery.

  3. firedome

    firedome said, over 3 years ago

    with a skill like that he’s more likely to catch z’s than zeebas.

  4. thegrift

    thegrift said, over 3 years ago

    i thought about majoring in Drinking while i was in college

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago

    Sounds like Norm’s resume.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    With so much competition in that particular skill area, Larry will need to find something more distinctive to get even a decent interview. Let’s hope Junior can come up with something good for his mentally differently abled dad….

  7. lcs256

    lcs256 said, over 3 years ago

    I wasn’t born for diggin’ deep holes
    I’m not made for pavin’ long roads
    I ain’t cut out to climb high line poles
    But, I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

    I’m not the type to work in a bank
    I’m no good at slappin’ on paint
    Don’t have a knack for makin’ motor’s crank
    No, but I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

    So, hand me one more, that’s what I’m here for
    I’m built for havin’ a ball
    I love the nightlife, I love my Bud light
    I like ’em cold and tall

    I ain’t much for mowin’ thick grass
    I’m too slow for workin’ too fast
    I don’t do windows, so honey, don’t ask
    But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer

  8. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 3 years ago

    @lcs256

    Who is that? Kind of a cute little ditty.

  9. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Am kind to animall
    Have never kilt zeeba

  10. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Can drink my wieht in beer an not get crocked.

  11. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, over 3 years ago

    Put some hunting skills on the resume, just don’t rate them.

  12. WCLamb

    WCLamb said, over 3 years ago

    @naturally_easy:

    Artist: Billy Currington
    Song: Pretty Good At Drinkin’ Beer
    Album: Enjoy Yourself

  13. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 3 years ago

    @WCLamb

    Thanks!

  14. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Billy Currington “Pretty Good at Drinkin’ Beer”
    ,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMy5IBmX7E
    .
    Three minutes, thirty-nine seconds.

  15. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 3 years ago

    I think I had him in U.S. History

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