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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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margueritem
said, 6 months ago
No wonder he can’t catch any zeebas.
Arch Stanton said, 6 months ago
Quality control at the brewery.
firedome said, 6 months ago
with a skill like that he’s more likely to catch z’s than zeebas.
thegrift said, 6 months ago
i thought about majoring in Drinking while i was in college
Bilan said, 6 months ago
Sounds like Norm’s resume.
Sisyphos said, 6 months ago
With so much competition in that particular skill area, Larry will need to find something more distinctive to get even a decent interview. Let’s hope Junior can come up with something good for his mentally differently abled dad….
lcs256 said, 6 months ago
I wasn’t born for diggin’ deep holes
I’m not made for pavin’ long roads
I ain’t cut out to climb high line poles
But, I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer
I’m not the type to work in a bank
I’m no good at slappin’ on paint
Don’t have a knack for makin’ motor’s crank
No, but I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer
So, hand me one more, that’s what I’m here for
I’m built for havin’ a ball
I love the nightlife, I love my Bud light
I like ’em cold and tall
I ain’t much for mowin’ thick grass
I’m too slow for workin’ too fast
I don’t do windows, so honey, don’t ask
But I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer
naturally_easy said, 6 months ago
@lcs256
Who is that? Kind of a cute little ditty.
x_Tech
said, 6 months ago
Am kind to animall
Have never kilt zeeba
x_Tech
said, 6 months ago
Can drink my wieht in beer an not get crocked.
einarbt7 said, 6 months ago
Put some hunting skills on the resume, just don’t rate them.
WCLamb said, 6 months ago
@naturally_easy:
Artist: Billy Currington
Song: Pretty Good At Drinkin’ Beer
Album: Enjoy Yourself
naturally_easy said, 6 months ago
@WCLamb
Thanks!
Alexikakos said, 6 months ago
Billy Currington “Pretty Good at Drinkin’ Beer”
,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMy5IBmX7E
.
Three minutes, thirty-nine seconds.
walruscarver2000 said, 6 months ago
I think I had him in U.S. History