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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Nov 3, 2012
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"Hey, babe...Hope U R having a good day :).  Sure wish I could hold u. Kiss u right on your cute nose.  By the way, have I told u how good u look lately?  Especially your rear. All that exercise sure paying off!  Want 2 meet me here at cafe for romantic lunch? Could be fun!"
Pig:  Wow. That was quick.
Pigita:  What was?
Pig:  You responding to my text.
Pigita:  What text?
"Why are you telling all this to your mother?"
Pig:  AAAHHHHHHH.
Pigita:  Hey...who's this floozy you're texting?
Nov 5, 2012
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