Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 2 years ago

    That’s Rat, that freaked Pig out

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    Auto-correct must have changed Pigita to mom.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Poor Pig can’t win.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    re: Denver Broncos

    yep. That is Rat’s style of joke.

  5. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Looks like he shouldn’t have had “Sweet Mama” on his speed-dial.
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    Calling Dr. Freud…

  6. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    And thus, Pig Rex a romantic interlude.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Looks like Pig is all thumbs when it comes to texting!
    (Another good argument for not having a cell phone, IMO.)

  8. Sumac0f13

    Sumac0f13 said, over 2 years ago

    Pig and I seem to have a thing for pork butt. (Yes, I know we are talking about different parts of the pig.)

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    A blonde texted me once.
    .
    She asked “What does IDK mean?”
    .
    I texted back. “I don’t know.”
    .
    Her follow up text… “Well, do you know anyone who might know?”

  10. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, over 2 years ago

    Marty McFly. Sort of. Close enough. Somebody’s got an Oedipal complex. Incidentally, I recall Pig claim that he had one of those earlier. But he was just getting ‘oedipal’ and ‘edible’ confused.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 2 years ago

    Poor Pig, mortified to the point of mortification at the nearest funeral home.

  12. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    I had this same conversation verbally, except the follow up question was, “So why do you use it if you don’t know what it means?”

  13. KaminoNeko

    KaminoNeko said, over 2 years ago

    His rivals used to say quite a bit,
    That as a monarch he was most unfit.
    But still in all they had to admit
    That he loved his mother.

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 2 years ago

    Yeah, that seems the right response for someone with a bit of maturity to them. Pig should be a lot more freaked out though since he doesn’t have enough maturity.

  15. finale

    finale said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Where’s A & C when there’s setups like that?

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