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   Brian K said, 7 months ago

   Rat vs Obama vs Romney
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

   One wonders if the nanocoating that MIT’ers came up with that makes the inside of the bottle slick, if it’s safe for human consumption…

   http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-mit-prof-creates-major-ketchup-bottle-upgrade-20120524,0,2644692.story
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   Goron0000 said, 7 months ago

   @Nabuquduriuzhur

   I was gonna post that, but you beat me to it.
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   What a catchy slogan!
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   Arianne said, 7 months ago

   If you care about our children, support campaign reform!
   Fight the Splorp!
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   OGeniusOne said, 7 months ago

   Luckily my mother always buys squeeze bottles. No splort. You just have to make sure you shake the bottle since the ketchup separates sometimes. Is Rat trying to get votes from younger voters by using texting language? “Rat 4 Pres?”
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   Bilan said, 7 months ago

   Can Rat invent a ketchup that’s not a non-Newtonian fluid?
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   Arch Stanton said, 7 months ago

   ♪ Momma’s got a squeeze bottle, daddy never sleeps at night♪♬
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   kdale8338 said, 7 months ago

   I remember when Pat Paulsen of Laugh-In “ran” for President. His slogan was: "I’ve upped my standards. Now, up yours!:
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    Arianne said, 7 months ago

    @Arch Stanton

    That’s one of our favorite songs!!! But we can never remember Who did it… :ↁ
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    Arianne said, 7 months ago

    @kdale8338

    Lol! Perfect!!! :ↁ
    ( Thanks for the memory! )
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    Radish said, 7 months ago

    You shake and shake the catsup bottle
    First none will come, and then a lottle
    .
    Ogden Nash
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    briatollah said, 7 months ago

    One trick is to stick a butter knife in the bottle, then it flows right out, no problem.
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    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    Not bad for a single-issue candidate. Rat! Fight the splorp! Vote Rat!
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    kdale8338 said, 7 months ago

    My apologies, folks. My 64 year memory is a little faulty. Pat Paulsen was actually on the Smother Brothers Comedy Hour, not Laugh-in.
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