Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    One wonders if the nanocoating that MIT’ers came up with that makes the inside of the bottle slick, if it’s safe for human consumption…

    http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-mit-prof-creates-major-ketchup-bottle-upgrade-20120524,0,2644692.story

  2. Goron0000

    Goron0000 said, over 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I was gonna post that, but you beat me to it.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    What a catchy slogan!

  4. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    If you care about our children, support campaign reform!
    Fight the Splorp!

  5. OGeniusOne

    OGeniusOne said, over 2 years ago

    Luckily my mother always buys squeeze bottles. No splort. You just have to make sure you shake the bottle since the ketchup separates sometimes. Is Rat trying to get votes from younger voters by using texting language? “Rat 4 Pres?”

  6. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    Can Rat invent a ketchup that’s not a non-Newtonian fluid?

  7. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, over 2 years ago

    ♪ Momma’s got a squeeze bottle, daddy never sleeps at night♪♬

  8. kdale8338

    kdale8338 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I remember when Pat Paulsen of Laugh-In “ran” for President. His slogan was: "I’ve upped my standards. Now, up yours!:

  9. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    @Arch Stanton

    That’s one of our favorite songs!!! But we can never remember Who did it… :ↁ

  10. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    @kdale8338

    Lol! Perfect!!! :ↁ
    ( Thanks for the memory! )

  11. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    You shake and shake the catsup bottle
    First none will come, and then a lottle
    .
    Ogden Nash

  12. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    One trick is to stick a butter knife in the bottle, then it flows right out, no problem.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Not bad for a single-issue candidate. Rat! Fight the splorp! Vote Rat!

  14. kdale8338

    kdale8338 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    My apologies, folks. My 64 year memory is a little faulty. Pat Paulsen was actually on the Smother Brothers Comedy Hour, not Laugh-in.

  15. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 2 years ago

    Instead of removing the whole cover from the ketchup bottle, just life up the top part of it so you won’t get more ketchup than you want in your food.

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