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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Sep 8, 2012
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"Story Update: Larry's sophisticated parents are making their first visit to Larry's home. They are disappointed."
Dad:  Son, your mother and I are leaving. I cannot tolerate you like this.
Larry:  Like whuh?
Dad:  Look at you...no job. No education. Your rear in a beer mug. You are, in short, what society might call a failure.  I'm sorry, but goodbye.
Larry:  Bye, dad. Me sorry me no whuh you wanted.
Mrs. Croc:  HE MAY BE A FAILURE, BUT HE'S MY FAILURE, @*#@ IT!!
Larry:  Nicest ting anyone ever say 'bout me.
Mrs. Croc:  I know. Now get your @## out of the beer mug.
Sep 10, 2012
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