Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 4 years ago

    A double whammy: a tank top?!?

  2. Johnny Potseed

    Johnny Potseed said, over 4 years ago

    Either the guy is very peaceful, or Rat is so intimidating. If Pig would’ve said this, the guy would’ve beaten him up…

  3. Harryfan

    Harryfan said, over 4 years ago

    He must be a parent, those shades are for the eyes in the back of his head.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 4 years ago

    Not quite as dumb as this:

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    Good one. I sometimes have this insane urge to say to someone who has rendered their cap useless in such a fashion, “excuse me, sir, your hat is on backwards.”

  6. littleannoyingdog

    littleannoyingdog said, over 4 years ago

    or putting the sunglasses on top of the hat brim

  7. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 4 years ago

    Or sunglasses on top of the head (men and women), even at night or when it’s cloudy.

  8. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, over 4 years ago

    My rejoinder to kids with the hat turned around is: So if the hat points forward, you have to walk backwards?" Gets the same “uh” response as “If you put down a camouflage shirt, how do you find it again?”

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    I don’t get it: why is Rat still alive and apparently undamaged after saying that to the muscly dude?

  10. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 4 years ago

    Sunglasses look cooler hangling from ones shirt pocket.

  11. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    You look stupid! Ha! Didn’t expect that, eh?

  12. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 4 years ago


    There ARE occasions when there is a practical purpose for turning your cap around – such as bringing a camera up to your eye to take a photograph. Try doing that without either turning it around or taking it off; very difficult.

  13. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 4 years ago

    Students of mine complain about the room being “so dark.” Duh, idiot—take off the sunglasses, you’re inside.

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 4 years ago


    There is a real reason to wear a ballcap backwards and most folks (that’s adults and kids both) don’t get it. Used to do odd jobs for a friend of the family in my 20s, one of which was paiting the side of their house. Told me to bring my cap and to wear it backwards so the bill protected as much of my neck as posssible. The reason was to cut down on the sunburn I’d get. I still put it on backwards when I’m going to be standing around with my back to the sun to cut down on a sunburn on the back of my neck, but otherwise when I wear it I wear it the proper way.

  15. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 4 years ago

    Not good

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